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Why do lads always fiddle with their penises?

It's annoying and sick, we don't want to look at stuff like that.

Is it because men think of sex every 7 seconds so they need to touch their penis out of habit?

Surely men must realise that what they are doing is wrong, yet still do it because it's expected of them? MAN = FIDDLE WITH PENIS?

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Reply 1
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Kaiju
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they don't
Reply 2
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lou 22
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Because they want to, because they want to!
Reply 3
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DErasmus
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what
Reply 4
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spanker
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Funnily enough I was doing exactly that when I came across your post. :colone:
Reply 5
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lou 22
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It is annoying to see though. It is not going anywhere so leave it alone.



Women would never be playing with there boobs like how men play with there nether regions.
Need to unstick it from the balls...
The same reason girls fiddle with their hair I guess.
Reply 8
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Yawn!
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What's a penis?
I'm just admiring how huge it is #schlongmasterrace
Original post by spanker
Funnily enough I was doing exactly that when I came across your post. :colone:


This ^ .

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Yawn11
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- Itchy

- Feels good

- Keeps hand warm in winter
I don't :s-smilie:
Original post by vuvuzela


I mocked the thread, then I had to pull my hand out of my trousers to click reply. How did that get there?
Reply 14
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Kaiju
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Original post by lou 22
Women would never be playing with there boobs like how men play with there nether regions.


Not true
We must know different women
Hmm, there was a bloke in my office who I walked in on in the kitchen who was rearranging himself in front of the microwave, so apparently 'lads' extends to men over the age of 50. 100% unnecessary. Toilet was literally next door.
Reply 16
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ananasus
Can confirm, fiddle with it all the time when alone
Are you Jessica Valenti in disguise?
Reply 18
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VannR
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They don't touch themselves constantly - if you've seen a man touch his crotch every seven seconds, I feel sorry for you. There are only to reasons that men ever do this: firstly, to 'adjust' themselves since it can all get a bit mixed up down there sometimes, and tugging on your pants and shifting things a little can make things a lot more comfortable; secondly, masturbation - and nothing more needs to be said about that.
Original post by Yawn11
- Itchy

- Feels good

- Keeps hand warm in winter


Lol

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