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most colleges seem to sing...

"Pendle take it up the arse, do da, do da,
Pendle take it up the arise, all the do da day!"

"I'm Bowland till I die, I'm bowland till I die, I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm Bowland till I die."

etc etc
Reply 2
my faves the one about county haha.
'Walking in a County Wonderland' is quite good. It isn't obscene like all the others.
Reply 4
They stole the Wonderland from Grizedale.
Reply 5
ems33
my faves the one about county haha.


Ah, you mean this one? (better said aloud rather than read in your head :wink: )

See You En Tee
See You En Tee
You can't spell County without See You En Tee


/\ best way of getting round the swear filter ever. :biggrin:
Reply 6
They totally stole the Cartmel Wonderland from Grizedale! :wink:
Reply 7
Fylde sang that when they invaded Bowland tonight!
Pendle is the favoured target. The same tune is also used for "Grizedale's full of STDs" on occasion.

My bowland gf accuses furness of plagiarism for using "furness till i die" from time to time.
Reply 9
I don't think one college owns a certain song, because they can all be applied to each other.

But still....

FYLDE 'TIL I DIE!
Reply 10
JordanLUFC
I don't think one college owns a certain song, because they can all be applied to each other.

But still....

FYLDE 'TIL I DIE!


County's ****ing magic, It wears a magic hat
And when I first saw county I said -"I fancy that!"
I didn't go to Carmel or Lonsdele cos THEIR ****E
I went to county college cos it's ****ING DYNAMITE

Oh and there's another, might remember it soon...
Reply 11
Your father is your brother,
Your sister is your mother,
They're all sh****ng each other,
The (insert relevant college name, usually County) family.

(That one is one by Katius, so rep her for that).
Reply 12
County Girls we are here
Shag your men and drink your beer
In the day time night time any time at all
County Girls we always score

*cue County Boys attempting to beat our loudness*

Not sure if I agree with the sentiment but still a rather fun song to bawl when you're a bit tiddly.


I also like the back seat of the bus... And singing "You're **** and you know you are" at Lonsdale when they won't join in.
Reply 13
Oh as a side note: "Fylde till I die" sounds like you were molested to death =S
Reply 14
A little bit off topic here but a few of us Londalians took a wander from our bar to Cartmel bar....i had to tell people to be quiet in case we woke someone up it is always so quiet....

Lonsdale - simply the best! :-)
There was one we were told back in my first year which started 'When I was young my mother said to me...' but I can't remember the rest! Does anyone else know? It was a County song which was rude about Cartmel (they were our traditional enemy as back then Cartmel was right next to County, where County South is now).
Its....

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what should I be
Should I be Pendle? Should I be Fylde?
Here's what she said to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee............
Waaaaaash your mouth out son....
And go get your fathers gun.....
And shoooooot the Pendle scum......
Shoot the Pendle scum.

Or you can just apply the college name where appropriate. It's also a famous song at football matches, as Leeds Utd fans sing it about Chelsea.
Reply 17
BlackpoolCraig
Pendle is the favoured target. The same tune is also used for "Grizedale's full of STDs" on occasion.

My bowland gf accuses furness of plagiarism for using "furness till i die" from time to time.


yes, us furnessians sing that quite a lot.
Reply 18
jmj
They totally stole the Cartmel Wonderland from Grizedale! :wink:



Dam straight...Its a grizedale wonderland!!!!!
well it's not exactly original, but i thought it was a good take on the song...

while on the bus after the big night out, the top deck filled with furnessians, three grizedale girls tried (and failed miserably) to sing the grizedale wonderland song. it wasn't long before their song was adapted to:

"there's no grizedale college
there's no grizedale college,
walking along, singing their song,
where the f**k have all your buildings gone!"

not bad for a load of drunkards hey? furness til i die also dominated the bus journey too...!

(i especially liked it when, in a fit of desperation, the grizedale girls started shouting wildly "let's sing about pendle!!" in attempt to take the heat off grizedale. good sports though, we all had a laugh :smile: )