I am an idiot and scum.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

educate yourself i guess, you've identified your faults now go do something about it.

You're not an idiot but I will admit, I'd have more sympathy for you were it not for that thread you made yesterday.

I like your conservative ideology, I am also a member of the party. But I think there is nothing I can do. No one wants to talk to me, and I feel worthless. I was thinking of seeing a doctor as I feel low, but am worried what will happen.

I don't know why I made that thread, I just wanted some human contact so was very controversial. Honestly I'm glad people actually spoke to me! I was thinking of jumping in front of a train!

Mate, I'm sat here with an essay DUE IN TOMORROW and I have written the title. THE TITLE. Such progress. Wow.

I .. I just can't be bothered starting it. I don't know why. All I want to do is sleep.

I look like shrek too, but some of my customers at my new job commented today that I had a lovely smile and a pleasant face () so maybe not everything in the world is so bad!

Hello everyone,

i am am currently at university. I have realised today that I am an idiot and scum, who is not worthy of being here. I cannot even motivate myself to start my essay. I have just ate 12 Krispy kernes out of depression and feeling low, and am beginning to get fat and develop man boobs. I was already ugly enough, having never been kissed before and I look like shrek people say. What can I do? The work is very hard, and the loneliness is very isolating and makes me feel sad. I always liked to talk to people in college, here I have no one to talk to, because everyone is really clever but I am an idiot.

So you don't actually study law at Oxford? And don't jump in front of a train that's a really bad idea.

So you don't actually study law at Oxford? And don't jump in front of a train that's a really bad idea.

How long is your essay? Mine is 2000 words but I have 4 to do in 3 weeks! I really am finding the workload here very hard! I'm a Law student with sciency A Levels.

I do, I was being controversial about my political beliefs. I wish I was studying at Oxford Brooke's, or somewhere with a lesser workload, this is torture!

How long is your essay? Mine is 2000 words but I have 4 to do in 3 weeks! I really am finding the workload here very hard! I'm a Law student with sciency A Levels.

If you're being serious and the workload is actually affecting your mental health, maybe you should get some help? Like now? Because Oxford have a lot of support available as far as I know...

I saw that, they do have a lot of support, and I've used the anonmyous nightline service almost every night, but I'm so worried about getting kicked out if I make my struggles known to staff. All of my friends at non Oxbridge unis are having such a great time, not me!