Yes Vomerula ?
I have been offered a placement !
That is wonderful news child !
Since you left the Catholicon you have cluttered up the precincts big style
I have tried really hard Mama
I was Summa Gregis in my year
And was voted Most Likely to Feature in an Ode
Anyway child tell me about the placement
It is an internship at the Temple Mama
For six months i will be shadowing one of the workers there
And helping out with routine day-to-day manual tasks going forward
It will look really good on my scroll of achievements Mama
And they will provide comestibles gratis
Which worker will you be shadowing child ?
You know, Mama, one of the technical staff
As long as it is not one of the Vestals child
But Mama it is only for a few months
Then i can move into a management role;
I would not be involved hands-on
In the sacred services which these special women provide
I am fully aware of what those tarts do child
They have turned the Temple into a knocking shop
Where undesirables are able to quench their unspeakable lusts
In the name of piety
But Mama i would keep my clothes on
And just observe the Vestal at work
Then help her with the sequelae
Belvedere in five child
Would you pay less for a humanities degree?