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    Mama !
    Yes Vomerula ?
    I have been offered a placement !
    That is wonderful news child !
    Since you left the Catholicon you have cluttered up the precincts big style
    Thanks Mama
    I have tried really hard Mama
    I was Summa Gregis in my year
    And was voted Most Likely to Feature in an Ode
    Anyway child tell me about the placement
    It is an internship at the Temple Mama
    For six months i will be shadowing one of the workers there
    And helping out with routine day-to-day manual tasks going forward
    It will look really good on my scroll of achievements Mama
    And they will provide comestibles gratis
    Which worker will you be shadowing child ?
    You know, Mama, one of the technical staff
    As long as it is not one of the Vestals child
    But Mama it is only for a few months
    Then i can move into a management role;
    I would not be involved hands-on
    In the sacred services which these special women provide
    I am fully aware of what those tarts do child
    They have turned the Temple into a knocking shop
    Where undesirables are able to quench their unspeakable lusts
    In the name of piety
    But Mama i would keep my clothes on
    And just observe the Vestal at work
    Then help her with the sequelae
    Belvedere in five child
    Yes Mama
    Sorry Mama

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