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    Hi I need advice for this guy I like, he's a security guard at Tesco's I need advice on how I can make him fall in love with me. I'm really shy when im near him and I freeze up sometimes when I talk him. I met him though one of my friends and really want him to like me. when I talk to him he says I need to speak up so does this means he's teasing me. He looks like a Pakistani but I don't want to ask him so how can I be his friend and make him fall for me.
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    Let the guy ask you for your number first, don't give your number to him unless he asks(well that's what I would do). You are not sure whether he is Pakistani or not(does it matter?) just ask your friend that introduced you to him. Seems like you really love this guy??
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    Give the guy you struggle to talk to your number? Very constructive.
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    Step 1: Learn Magic
    Step 2: Make sure he is on duty.
    Step 3: Make a blatant attempt to steal from the store.
    Step 4: He confronts you.
    Step 5: When he asks you to return it, whip out flowers. Your number is in there.
    Step 6: Whip out doves.
    Step 7: Reveal that you never actually took anything.
    Step 8: ...
    Step 9: ...
    Step 10: Boom! Dating.
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    (Original post by SirMasterKey)
    Step 1: Learn Magic
    Step 2: Make sure he is on duty.
    Step 3: Make a blatant attempt to steal from the store.
    Step 4: He confronts you.
    Step 5: When he asks you to return it, whip out flowers. Your number is in there.
    Step 6: Whip out doves.
    Step 7: Reveal that you never actually took anything.
    Step 8: ...
    Step 9: ...
    Step 10: Boom! Dating.
    ... you should have a class in how to pick up guys and girls.
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    (Original post by abbiemac)
    ... you should have a class in how to pick up guys and girls.
    Fancy coming over and teaching me? :perv:
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    (Original post by SirMasterKey)
    Fancy coming over and teaching me? :perv:
    I'm not very good at magic tricks..
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    (Original post by abbiemac)
    I'm not very good at magic tricks..
    Don't worry I can teach you and OP together!
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    (Original post by SirMasterKey)
    Don't worry I can teach you and OP together!
    I heard you have a tendency to make your penis disappear.
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    (Original post by SirMasterKey)
    Don't worry I can teach you and OP together!

    Hahaha I'm serious though you could have your own youtube channel.

    'Making Magic Sexy 101'
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    1)buy something in Tesco
    2)don't leave the receipt/bill thingy
    3)write ur number at the back and give it to him

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