Foreign Girls at Oxford

Could someone tell me whether the standard of foreign girls 'looks wise' is any better than their english counterparts at Oxford?

indeed. perhaps you would like to consider becoming gay?

Go to Cambridge, for God's sake, lots of good looking people there (of both sexes), esp. the girls *drools*

But i think we should also have the decency to warn him that the guys are as dead ugly...

true true..but in lycra rowing kit with a paper bag over the head - does it matter much..?

See you by the river.

as of last sunday you might even see me rowing (badly!) on the river..i finally succumbed to the boat club.

wait..not like that exactly..

Go to Cambridge, for God's sake, lots of good looking people there (of both sexes), esp. the girls *drools*

No they're not.

I live in Cambridge (doing A-levels), 70% of girls between 17 and 24 ming!

Well then the ones I saw must be among the 30% remaining... lucky me!

maybe the 30% who are non-mingers are all at the university?

But, yeh, everyone in Oxford mings. We're grotesque. Absolutely hideous. Mutant-like, almost. To us, the National Gurning Championship is an exhibition of high-class beauty which we can only aspire to achieve.

I'm mostly Irish, so I suppose I count as foreign, and I'm going to Oxford next year. When I walked into my interview, both of the interviewers turned green and one of them muttered something about a paper bag. Yep, I'm THAT ugly. Please refer to the Women at Oxford thread if you want further assertations that I'm disgusting. I'm pleased to note that everyone else there is too!

The tutors must have bad taste in women or something...

The tutors pick people who look most like they did in their prime. Oxford is an ugly town. You think the JCRs are bad, then you walk into the SCR *shudder*