Foreign Girls at Oxford

It was so unfair of someone to get all us guys' hopes up by suggesting Keira Knightley would be going to Brooks - now we find out we'll have to put up with these mingers instead. They never mentioned this in the prospectus

In fact, if you don't register a certain level of ugliness you'll get rejected. All the attractive students are sent elsewhere...

I take the blame for that, I read it in the Mail/Mirror magazine! So not only am I hideous, I read bad newspapers

I take the blame for that, I read it in the Mail/Mirror magazine! So not only am I hideous, I read bad newspapers

Oh my god... poor male Oxonians!!

I'll never be able to forgive you for that one - that's just a cruel rumour to spread, getting guys hopes up like that . And the mail and mirror are worse than bad.

I know, I'm mean :*( I'm just really bitter after so many years of having people scream and run away from me!

So you're the one everyone was talking about - people were still laid up in bed when I went for interview

do you think that I'll achieve B movie cult status eventually?

Wow! I have to admit that I sort of enjoy the attention... do you think that I'll achieve B movie cult status eventually? That would be great!

Only in another city. Face it, there is just too much competition in Oxford.

I expect a quick google search would reveal a billion or so fan sites, plus hundreds of broken mirrors being sold on ebay under the pretence that they came from you.

Only in another city. Face it, there is just too much competition in Oxford.

I found a trillion of 'em! If only I had the time to post thank you emails with "signed" digital photographs!

To many teeth they say - 6, far to many for a Dphil in Economics.

It's true - any more than 4 is just so obviously a waste. And that's only acceptable if the other 3 are also sufficiently rotten and discoloured.

I actually had to knock 2 of my teeth out to get a scholars gown, they said I did well enough on the minor requirement, Prelims, but on the major requirement, appearance, I had to lose a couple of teeth. Thankfully I had the dedication, and they promised I'd get a special Oxford bag to cover my face once I when back out into society. Oxford is it's own little world...

That's true. Scholars are ugly even by Oxford standards; that's why they get to wear a longer gown - more material to cover hideousness = more flattering, y'know...don't want to traumatise the entire town when a scholar decides to take a walk.

This thread is so wrong in so many ways.

Well then the ones I saw must be among the 30% remaining... lucky me!

um, what u're saying in this thread is it actually true?!
I mean, I saw lots of really pretty girls at St' Hughs Oxford. And, nice guys too