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    what is the point of it??

    you think a monkey upon evolving thought: 'i know, ill develop lots of hair round my anus to collect a few things up and just generally get in the way'?

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    'the creator' said: 'it cant all be niceness and smiles, im gonna give ye little *******s hair in all the places you dont want it as a constant reminder that you are inferior to my all seeing, all knowing, world creating, hairless, self'

    - i hope either of those arent too politcally incorrect.
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    Well you know how the inside of your thighs is quite smooth and hairless compared to the rest of your body? That's because of friction. I'd guess that anal hair is due to a lack of friction.
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    (Original post by Jimmy_everything)
    - i hope either of those arent too politcally incorrect.
    Unfortunately not...
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    friction eh. theres no friction on my forehead, so why isnt that hairy?
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    (Original post by paddylad)
    Well you know how the inside of your thighs is quite smooth and hairless compared to the rest of your body? That's because of friction. I'd guess that anal hair is due to a lack of friction.
    Not mine, my thighs have a fair covering of hair on them compared to the rest of my body and i don't exactly have bushy legs.
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    (Original post by Jimmy_everything)
    friction eh. theres no friction on my forehead, so why isnt that hairy?
    Really tempted to use a comeback there, but I won't.
    I did say it was just a guess, I'm not pretending to be a biologist. And anywho I'd guess that a hairy forehead thing would impede vision, and hence evolution ruled it out.
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    (Original post by paddylad)
    Really tempted to use a comeback there, but I won't.
    I did say it was just a guess, I'm not pretending to be a biologist. And anywho I'd guess that a hairy forehead thing would impede vision, and hence evolution ruled it out.

    haha sure there was a lot of jokes there.

    i just dont see a function for it
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    (Original post by Jimmy_everything)
    haha sure there was a lot of jokes there.

    i just dont see a function for it
    Nope no function. Then again there's no function for our appendix yet everyone has one. Just a quirk of biology.
    Oh dear I sound like I know things.
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    Also must just say that I love the thread title. Makes me laugh everytime.
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    (Original post by paddylad)
    Nope no function. Then again there's no function for our appendix yet everyone has one. Just a quirk of biology.
    Oh dear I sound like I know things.
    well its not really a quirk. there WAS a use for it back when we ate plants. we just havent lost it yet.

    the hairs to stop things crawling in?


    ...or out :eek:
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    It's probably a throwback to needing warmth from our hair or something.
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    it's not *that* bad, you doo shower/bath regularly i presume?
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    The hair is probably there to make it less appealing to people wanting to put stuff in that hole.
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    Awww bless, you must have spent ages thinking about this thread - I wonder what you will think of next .
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    (Original post by RocketMan)
    Awww bless, you must have spent ages thinking about this thread - I wonder what you will think of next .
    who you talking to?
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    i think that would be you jimmy..
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    You - how did you come up with this thread?

    I'm somewhat intrigued
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    "awww bless"- im not a child or a puppy.

    it came up in a conversation i had with some associates about evolution.
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    Bubblebee :love: :tsr:
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    (Original post by Jimmy_everything)
    "it came up in a conversation i had with some associates about evolution.
    Ha you make it sound so intellectual! It sounds like the kind of thing that comes up in a drunken conversation when watching jackass
 
 
 
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