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    damn that was my next guess too (in reply to 2776!)
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    (Original post by 2776)
    Assuming that there is a hell and a heaven thus the angel could exist.

    We pose a hypothetical hell, that is underneath our crust in the "centre of the earth" as it were. With vector (i, -kj) denoting the distance, with the vertical distance being negative if we take upwards as being positive. And k being a constant.

    For heaven we pose that it is a distance (i, cj) above the horizontal at the zenith.

    Now, we have an a posteriori argument building up:

    As "she" thus denoting a female member of a species or object was wearing a swimsuit, thus her coefficient of friction to any other object is smaller, thus we assume that "she" jumps directly vertical downwards with no other movements. Indeed we can model her as a particle, with mass m and downward acceleration g.

    Since we don't know how far up she "dived" from then we assume she dived from a distance s upwards. Thus modelling her speed we see that she falls with final velocity gt. When t is the time it takes to fall the distance s.

    Since scientific reports show that a person will not live if their head was dropped from a distance from 6m, then assuming that she must go to heaven, we model s as:

    s > or equal to 6m.

    Thus we see that the particle in the sentence is described as falling form a height of 6m onto a surface woth a hypothetical coefficient of restitution (e) of 0.6 say.

    Thus the particle will be able to hit the ground with a force of 6gm, and will rebounce upwards with: (e^2)h. upwards. i.e. towards heaven. Since she is dead and we pose the hypothetical presence of heaven we assume that she will become an angel. Thus the question is answered.
    ROFL!!!!!!! Classic.
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    very good adhsur u defeated us all!
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    <inhales to let out a big:>

    Boooooooooooooo!!!
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    RIGHT! *drum roll...* ta-ta-dum!!!

    There was a huge building on fire. The fire engines/etc scooped up water from the nearby lake and chucked it onto the buildings. No prizes for guessing what also got scooped up.
    I thought about that situation. But then dicredited it due to it being overused too mch.
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    RIGHT! *drum roll...* ta-ta-dum!!!

    There was a huge building on fire. The fire engines/etc scooped up water from the nearby lake and chucked it onto the buildings. No prizes for guessing what also got scooped up.
    oh thats rubbish! :mad:
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    RIGHT! *drum roll...* ta-ta-dum!!!

    There was a huge building on fire. The fire engines/etc scooped up water from the nearby lake and chucked it onto the buildings. No prizes for guessing what also got scooped up.
    A woman in a swimsuit, oh I see.
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    (Original post by Fly By)
    oh thats rubbish! :mad:
    Sorry pal.
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    Sorry pal.
    whatever book you got, it aint worth it love
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    LOL. Someone's insecure
    Yes, someone is.
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    LOL. Have you all had enough yet?
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    LOL. Have you all had enough yet?
    one more then i am happy
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    oh noo,, you cant get rid of your post counts in your sig!!
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    Btw, I changed your sig juwel but it messed up. Can't be bothered sorting it out.
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    (Original post by Fly By)
    oh noo,, you cant get rid of your post counts in your sig!!
    It was tres silly.
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    Btw, I changed your sig juwel but it messed up. Can't be bothered sorting it out.
    It's OK, I helped you out :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    It was tres silly.
 
 
 
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