Yo girls/boys would you be like totally impressed by this?Watch
So obviously I'm well pleased with myself and my ego has gone through the basement, but I'm wondering, does anyone actually care?
I mean, I've been amusing myself to no end with imaginary situations in which I brag about it to friends I don't have, and they get all jealous and want to be my friend and want to respect me etc etc, but could that ever happen in real life? Are there any chicks, cute dudes out there with the foresight to realize, hey, this guy is gonna be going places in life, so I should make an effort with him and make him feel good about himself?
Basically I have good news and I don't have anyone in my life to tell about it, so please give me good feelings, internet people.
Good job! What are you going to be doing?
Congratulations OP. You should put a giant version of your business card on a billboard in the local area and you'll have a queue of women queuing up outside your house in no time.
But to answer your question I wouldn't feel any more attracted to someone because they landed a job at a great company.