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    I have recently found out that I have a 9.inch erection. To put my expression into words, I was shocked!! i have been hearing that 6 inches was the average size and all the times I have been erect i never noticed that my penis was any bigger than 6 inches (altough i never felt small) I only found this out yesterday when I measured my erect penis for the first time against a 30cm ruler. What should I do? Is it normal to have a size 9? im scared that it has grown too big.
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    You can purchase a Real Doll with a 9 inch wang so I'm assuming some women like it.
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    What do you mean what should you do?

    What do you want to do? Get it reduced?????

    Gosh! That's big. Enjoy it!
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    I'm sorry to tell you, you're going to have to cut off at least 2 inches with a meat cleaver.

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    I'd do you anyday!

    joking

    because I don't know what you look like

    . But meh some girls like that, some girls don't. But hey just enjoy the manhood you possess
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    Stop boasting, you're making some of us feel...inadequate .
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    he's taking the piss, ********s.
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    (Original post by [email protected])
    Stop boasting, you're making some of us feel...inadequate .
    I wouldn't worry, but I think a 9inch willy would hurt. Not that I've ever had one.

    Remeber: It's not how big it is, it's how you use it (only applies to men with 6inch penis' and above)
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    yep having a nine inch will casue some women quite a lot of pain,
    i suggest learning positions and tips for large endowed men.

    Then not only will women know you are a big boy but you are a god as well trust me.
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    I wish moderators would start exposing these trolls using the Anonymous function.

    Or am I saying that because I'm jealous? but really..
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    If it grows an inch every week...then you might want to worry.

    Otherwise...erm...have fun?
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    (Original post by person 34)
    I wouldn't worry, but I think a 9inch willy would hurt. Not that I've ever had one.

    Remeber: It's not how big it is, it's how you use it (only applies to men with 6inch penis' and above)
    So you're saying that men who are less are basically f**ked...screwed...I can't seem to escape words that have a sexual link!
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    Its obviously a joke...no need for anonymous if he were truthful. We should all rest easy in the knowledge that every time he takes his pants off he's confronted with the reality which is not a 9 inch penis, probably a lot less.

    A 9" penis may not cause a woman any pain, especially if its really thin, and he doesnt just ram it in there. Usually, any pain comes from STRETCHING.
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    (Original post by [email protected])
    So you're saying that men who are less are basically f**ked...screwed...I can't seem to escape words that have a sexual link!
    lol it was a joke, but to be honest if you're below 5, I would have thought you may have to have some self esteem boosting tips at hand.
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    Personally, I'm quite happy with the size of my little trooper. Though I reckon if I had a 10+ inch one, I'd hit people on the forehead with it just for giggles.
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    Oh God the "at hand" was not meant to be a pun
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    (Original post by person 34)
    lol it was a joke, but to be honest if you're below 5, I would have thought you may have to have some self esteem boosting tips at hand.
    Yeah, I'm messing about meself, I really don't give a s**t. Incidentally it was :tsr2: that made me realise I've nothing to be worried about and that I'm about average.
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    Long and thin goes too far in
    and doesn't please the ladies,
    Short and thick does the trick
    and manufactures babies.
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    (Original post by Nessyfencer)
    Long and thin goes too far in
    and doesn't please the ladies,
    Short and thick does the trick
    and manufactures babies.
    What about short and thin?
 
 
 
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