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I ****ing hate Shakira (and her music) watch

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    I don't feel the need for elaboration. I've been in South America for a little over 5 weeks now, and i'm currently contemplating some unhealthy wrist-slitting....

    So painful to listen to her ****e. Anyone agree?

    The ******s in this internet cafe are playing the same ****ing music video repeatedly. It seems there's no end in sight, and no end to my pain.
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    It's okay, get over it you pussy.
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    (Original post by Fluent in Lies)
    It's okay, get over it you pussy.
    oi *****, i was asking for some sympathy, not for a hostile attack

    It appears there is only one woman in mens affections over here, and it's shakira. ****ing ridiculous.
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    su casa Shakira, Shakira!
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    (Original post by Fluent in Lies)
    su casa Shakira, Shakira!
    **** off, please
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    She is pretty damned annoying

    "dadadadada ...my hips dont lie"
    Shut up!

    But seriously dont slit your wrists ...do you want to give her the satisfaction?
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    (Original post by Asriel)
    She is pretty damned annoying

    "dadadadada ...my hips dont lie"
    Shut up!

    But seriously dont slit your wrists ...do you want to give her the satisfaction?
    fair comment. Maybe i will get my hands on some nukes and blow up her mother****ing country No Shakira for me, then
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    i like her hips
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    (Original post by *Mike*)
    i like her hips
    clearly, she's a 'plastic bag over the head' job....as long as she kept her mouth firmly shut...
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    Ohhh I have lots on my computer.

    Listening now.

    It's not so bad.
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    fair comment. Maybe i will get my hands on some nukes and blow up her mother****ing country No Shakira for me, then
    Dont blow up the country :eek: ...just get a gun, track her down and empty several rounds into her head, and those hips ...dont lie? my arse
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    clearly, she's a 'plastic bag over the head' job....as long as she kept her mouth firmly shut...
    celotape will do
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    (Original post by Fluent in Lies)
    Ohhh I have lots on my computer.

    Listening now.

    It's not so bad.
    Anyone who listens to her ghastly music will also perish...
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    (Original post by *Mike*)
    celotape will do
    yeah, the plastic bag idea was a little far fetched.
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    (Original post by Asriel)
    Dont blow up the country :eek: ...just get a gun, track her down and empty several rounds into her head, and those hips ...dont lie? my arse
    silly, nonsensical lyrics, but what do you expect from Shakira?
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    Anyone who listens to her ghastly music will also perish...
    It's kinda good. Like that paris hilton one. Catchy.
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    i never really knew that she could dance like this.................
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    (Original post by Fluent in Lies)
    It's kinda good. Like that paris hilton one. Catchy.
    Strangely enough, i could tolerate Hilton's recent pop entry, but Shakira is enough to drive any emotionally stable man, to emotional ruin....

    i.e. ME.
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    (Original post by Spig)
    i never really knew that she could dance like this.................
    *WHW dies.
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    (Original post by Fluent in Lies)
    It's kinda good. Like that paris hilton one. Catchy.
    I just negged someone else
 
 
 
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