The Student Room Group

How many Mini Cheddars is your favourite to put in your mouth at once?

Poll

How many?

I like two. If you chew them up muchly, you get a nice, cheesy paste that you can swirl around in your mouth. You'd think putting three in would get you even more of it, which it does, but it's just too stodgy. Obviously only one is barely worth talking about. Oh, and they can't be crinkle cut. Crinkle cut = bad

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Reply 1

I try shuffling in the whole lot (at the same time).

Reply 2

Indeed two is the optimal figure. The pastieness is even better is consumed with large quantities of Carlsberg Export.

Reply 3

Carl
Indeed two is the optimal figure. The pastieness is even better is consumed with large quantities of Carlsberg Export.

Okay...

Reply 4

does Jesus not drink Export?

Reply 5

Original post by J&#1077
Okay...


the lad has a point. However, i find that shoving the small fellas up my anus, then consuming them after that little visit, makes a world of difference to the overall taste of the cheddar.

Reply 6

None.

Reply 7

Definately two - one for each side of your mouth.

Is it only me that has to do that?

I love that paste. You can do it with banana as well, not as cheesey though.

Or when you just let them sit in your mouth to get soggy and then stick them to the roof of your mouth.

mmmmmmmm.

Wish I'd bought some in Tesco now.

Reply 8

Carl
does Jesus not drink Export?

More of a Grolsch man. I was actually questioning the combination of Mini Cheddars and lager in general rather than that of Mini Cheddars and CE specifically, but thinking about it, I think I might have mixed them once, and it might have been quite nice. I'll see if I can try it tonight and let you know.

Reply 9

icantthinkofacoolusername
Definately two - one for each side of your mouth.

Is it only me that has to do that?

I love that paste. You can do it with banana as well, not as cheesey though.

Or when you just let them sit in your mouth to get soggy and then stick them to the roof of your mouth.

mmmmmmmm.

Wish I'd bought some in Tesco now.


a very useful contribution (as expected)....

Yeah, soggy does it for me. It's like eating a malteser, just let it melt away, make ones saliva do all the work...

Reply 10

1- occasionally 2. the best ones are the pepperami flavour. yummy for my tummy.

Reply 11

Original post by J&#1077
More of a Grolsch man. I was actually questioning the combination of Mini Cheddars and lager in general rather than that of Mini Cheddars and CE specifically, but thinking about it, I think I might have mixed them once, and it might have been quite nice. I'll see if I can try it tonight and let you know.


Well, let us all know about it. It's not only Carl who's intrigued.

Reply 12

3, Derrr...

Reply 13

white_haired_wizard
a very useful contribution (as expected)....

Yeah, soggy does it for me. It's like eating a malteser, just let it melt away, make ones saliva do all the work...


You're so nice to me.

Shreddies are good soggy too.

Welsh milk is **** though, tastes like white water.

Reply 14

soggy isn't pleasant.

i don't know how anyone can drink lager. my feminine tastebuds can't take a can of tar.

Reply 15

Spig
soggy isn't pleasant.

i don't know how anyone can drink lager. my feminine tastebuds can't take a can of tar.



Soggy is the only way forward.

Bud really is the king of beers.

The whole of Swansea thinks I'm an alchy now though - just carried a whole case around at 3 in the afternoon...

Reply 16

Spig
1- occasionally 2. the best ones are the pepperami flavour. yummy for my tummy.

Actually, I'll tell you what I usually do - I have them one at a time, so they last as long as possible, until I get down to the last two, when I give myself a little treat. Mmm.

Reply 17

Original post by J&#1077
Actually, I'll tell you what I usually do - I have them one at a time, so they last as long as possible, until I get down to the last two, when I give myself a little treat. Mmm.


Yeah but when you eat one you have to bite it in half first...

Reply 18

Original post by J&#1077
Actually, I'll tell you what I usually do - I have them one at a time, so they last as long as possible, until I get down to the last two, when I give myself a little treat. Mmm.



good thinking. i praise your self-control. do you know what the best feeling snack-wise is? when you think you've just finished the whole bag of mini cheddars and see a little forgotten one waving to you at the bottom. ahhh...that puts a smile on my face.

do they still do the ham flavour?

Reply 19

Spig
do they still do the ham flavour?

I dunno - not kosher.