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Stefano93
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Do you like Cristiano Ronaldo? Because if you come in my bed it could get a little Messi

Are you from Ireland because my penis is Dublin


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(Original post by Stefano93)
Do you like Cristiano Ronaldo? Because if you come in my bed it could get a little Messi

Are you from Ireland because my penis is Dublin


Those are mine, share yours!
Hahahahahah what xD
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I want to be with you more than a electron wants to be with a proton
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If u was a pharoah i could be yo mummy baby gal!!


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"Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers"
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I killed a woman with my penis, wanna go back to mine?
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"How much does a polar bear dead from climate change weigh? Enough to break the ice, I'm such and such..."
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Is your father a thief? Cause he stole the stars and hid them in your eyes
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Guess this one: Physics - Three Body Problem

Guaranteed slap on the face, but it's worth it.
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That (insert article of clothing) looks amazing on you!
- though it would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m / s2
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