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    Anyone else find it really kewl (and kinkay) when you fart in public spaces? By public, i mean in a loud shopping area, where you just know you can get away with the noise (less so, the smell, perhaps...). Bizarre really.
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    ;no;
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    *coughs* weirdo
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    If you were next to me now, i'd fart in your mouth...
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    Anyone else find it really kewl (and kinkay) when you fart in public spaces? By public, i mean in a loud shopping area, where you just know you can get away with the noise (less so, the smell, perhaps...). Bizarre really.
    rofl

    I've never really thought about it. Not Kinkay, but yeah, that would be kewl, if you're walking you can just leave the smell behind I suppose.
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    If you were next to me now, i'd fart in your mouth...
    that is ****ing disgusting though
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    If you were next to me now, i'd fart in your mouth...
    charming!
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    (Original post by Laura Lou)
    charming!
    darling, i'm brewing as i type
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    I'm glad I'm not sat next to you then!
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    wow how amazing?
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    Yeh, it's great when you are sitting on a bench with people on it, and you make the *******o vibrate with a cracking old fart..
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    (Original post by Laura Lou)
    I'm glad I'm not sat next to you then!
    I know you don't mean that
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    nice!! really guys very nice!!!!
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    (Original post by A.ndrew)
    Yeh, it's great when you are sitting on a bench with people on it, and you make the *******o vibrate with a cracking old fart..
    A.ndrew, friend, companion.....etc

    it's comforting to hear that someone shares my perspective...

    it's a real relief, i feel relieved.

    so relieved, i've just squeesed out a wet one. My bad!
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    I know you don't mean that
    Well if you weren't going to fart in my mouth, maybe I would want to sit next to you...
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    (Original post by x kat x)
    nice!! really guys very nice!!!!
    we know. But the niceties don't end here!
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    (Original post by Laura Lou)
    Well if you weren't going to fart in my mouth, maybe I would want to sit next to you...
    then you'd be lucky enough to get some wafts of my B.O. You lucky *******.
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    keep them coming guys keep them coming!!!
    I can't wait!
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    (Original post by x kat x)
    keep them coming guys keep them coming!!!
    I can't wait!
    Well Kat, i couldn't wait and look at the skids in my panties :eek:
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    then you'd be lucky enough to get some wafts of my B.O. You lucky *******.
    Fine -sit on your own!
 
 
 
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