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    (Original post by shilling)
    lololol.....can't wait to meet you two
    You could meet this "Thom" right now, if you made a trip down to the Jim Davidson Sexual Health Clinic For Underprivileged Deviants.
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    Roflmao!
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    (Original post by interiority)
    A paper by the Chicago Union of Nether-Regions Testing [****] found that those raised in gutters dressed only in paper bags were more likely to suffer from genital warts. By all rights, your "special area" should look like a diseased potato.
    Oh, really? Well, it just so happens that I researched into ****. and found that it's all a bunch of lies.
    The world renowned medical research journal, "Inter-National Territories End Ritual In Orpheus Rota Igloo To York Is Shuttlecock Sanguine Hotels In Tokyo" (INTERIORITYI********), whose work is praised for its reliability and sensationalism, says that
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    It's a well known fact that those who are destined to attend public school will have genital herpes when they first spring forth from their mother's groinal area.
    So there you have it. Conclusive proof, ****head.
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    And I happen to know you're more of a fan of the bananas.
    That's too personal. You will pay, Yoghurt-dipper.
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    (Original post by interiority)
    You could meet this "Thom" right now, if you made a trip down to the Jim Davidson Sexual Health Clinic For Underprivileged Deviants.
    It's Lauren-bashing time now.
    Ready your punji stick.
    War ensues.
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    (Original post by Thom18)
    It's a well known fact that those who are destined to attend public school will have genital herpes when they first spring forth from their mother's groinal area..
    ********. Though I appreciate that your exposure to so many STDs at the grimy hands of cesspool whores may have rendered you to some extent more repellent to disease than most, it is no match for my God-given Divine Right to disease immunity

    As it is, I was not born squalling into a dumpster from a "groinal-area" like yourself, but instead descended from heaven in the arms of an angel, a privilege known only to the true Aristocracy.

    And don't even think about doubting ****.
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    (Original post by interiority)
    ********. Though I appreciate that your exposure to so many STDs at the grimy hands of cesspool whores may have rendered you to some extent more repellent to disease than most, it is no match for my God-given Divine Right to disease immunity

    As it is, I was not born squalling into a dumpster from a "groinal-area" like yourself, but instead descended from heaven in the arms of an angel, a privilege known only to the true Aristocracy.

    And don't even think about doubting ****.
    All this talk about being bestowed with the fiery sword and targe of the Lord God Jesu Incarnaté, Creator of All That Is Good And Evil, Destroyer Of The Heretics And Purger Of Sins, Master Of The Universe And Lord Of The Cosmos is a load of shite. You and your **** are just a waste of space. You're making facts up from such philosophical sources as Britney Spears' lyrics and the bottom of Corn Flakes packets. You are also a convicted sex offender, so I'm told.
    Being born into the upper class doesn't give you supremacy. It only inexplicably gives you big tits. So you can take them away from me and my stinking grothole in which I dwell, or you can face the wrath of me and representatives of INTERIORITYISSHIT. We have cricket bats, and we're not afraid to wield them aggressively. However, we are afraid of actually hitting anyone with them, as we are all pacifists.
    But the old Armed Forces adage comes to mind: "You can't have a pacifist without the fist." And that 'fist' is referring to the Iron Red Fist of Communist Pain (not, as is commonly held, a reference to what goes on in prisons for conscientious objectors).
    Prepare. Your end is nigh, herpes-girl.
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    (Original post by Thom18)
    All this talk about being bestowed with the fiery sword and targe of the Lord God Jesu Incarnaté, Creator of All That Is Good And Evil, Destroyer Of The Heretics And Purger Of Sins, Master Of The Universe And Lord Of The Cosmos is a load of shite. You and your **** are just a waste of space. You're making facts up from such philosophical sources as Britney Spears' lyrics and the bottom of Corn Flakes packets. You are also a convicted sex offender, so I'm told.

    I only wish you'd been privileged enough to attend a Public School, so that you might be readied for the prolonged bout of anal punisment you are to receive at whatever disciplinary establishment you are forced to attend in the coming year, be it Wormwood Scrubs, Sing Sing or Hatfield College. Ah, who am I kidding? I want you to feel PAIN.

    And hear me laugh at your mention of cricket bats. Cricket is a sport for those with knowledge of life beyond KFC, for those who remember when Burberry was a company of honour and not the uniform of you and your people. Surely you'd be more suited to wielding a bottle of White Lightning whilst clad in a shellsuit astride your noble steed Ford Escort.

    My ****-given facts cannot be doubted. And you'll wish you had breasts like mine next time your private jet is forced to make a water-landing on the way to the Bahama... Oh, wait. Never mind.
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    (Original post by interiority)
    I only wish you'd been privileged enough to attend a Public School, so that you might be readied for the prolonged bout of anal punisment you are to receive at whatever disciplinary establishment you are forced to attend in the coming year, be it Wormwood Scrubs, Sing Sing or Hatfield College. Ah, who am I kidding? I want you to feel PAIN.

    And hear me laugh at your mention of cricket bats. Cricket is a sport for those with knowledge of life beyond KFC, for those who remember when Burberry was a company of honour and not the uniform of you and your people. Surely you'd be more suited to wielding a bottle of White Lightning whilst clad in a shellsuit astride your noble steed Ford Escort.

    My ****-given facts cannot be doubted. And you'll wish you had breasts like mine next time your private jet is forced to make a water-landing on the way to the Bahama... Oh, wait. Never mind.
    Basically... piss off.
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    (Original post by Thom18)
    Basically... piss off.
    Dipshit.
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    (Original post by interiority)
    Dipshit.
    ****er.
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    (Original post by Thom18)
    ****er.
    Cnut.
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    Damn, I was enjoying that!
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    (Original post by interiority)
    Cnut.
    Shitface.
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    (Original post by Thom18)
    Shitface.
    You're probably just looking at your own reflection in the crap-filled gutter that is your home.
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    (Original post by interiority)
    You're probably just looking at your own reflection in the crap-filled gutter that is your home.
    At least I don't live in an ivory tower where you are anally raped by your own family, you incestuous inbred.
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    (Original post by Thom18)
    May I be so bold as to ask whether you attended public school yourself?
    Yes, I do.
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    (Original post by bradders)
    Yes, I do.
    I didn't ask you. I asked the hateful *****.
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    (Original post by Thom18)
    I didn't ask you. I asked the hateful *****.
    I see. It’s only – I thought I heard my name!
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    (Original post by Thom18)
    I didn't ask you. I asked the hateful *****.
    Yeah, I'm the hateful *****. Don't try and usurp me.

    And at least my I have an Ivory Tower, and don't earn my pitiful shelter by performing sexual favours for fat guys called Moe.
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    I see. It’s only – I thought I heard my name!
    Sorry for my outburst at you. It's just that Interiority has got me riled. And since when was your name "El ***** Hateful"?
 
 
 
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