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    Tash (Beach Surf Babe) needs a boyfriend badly!

    Therefore myself and clairey have decided to hold a contest here to find her a suitable partner
    If you are interested in applying please fill in the questionaire and reply here!

    These qualities are preferable:

    • Likes to dance
    • Camp and likes shopping
    • Chocolate Fanatic
    • Taller than 5'6"
    • Enjoys being a geek
    • Knows how to treat a girl (tash gets frisky sometimes!)
    • Enjoys going out and doing girly stuff!
    • Aged 18-30


    Qualities that Tash mentioned but aren't essential:

    • Rich
    • Good looking
    • Has a penis



    Questionaire:

    1. Where would you take tash on a first date, and what activities would you do?

    2. What career do you envisage for yourself?

    3. You're going off on holiday with Tash. Where would you go and why?

    4. You're invited in for a night out for a "nightcap." What do you do?

    5. Tash likes kinky and chocolate. What kinky things would you do with the two of them?

    6. You're going shopping for presents. What do you buy?
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    I wish to add that Tash is lovely, adorable and deserves only the best. And let the entries roll in!

    Clairey (Tash's future bridesmaid)
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    Look no further; your man's right here. :cool:
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    (Original post by Nutter)
    Look no further; your man's right here. :cool:
    Nutter is missing a ball.
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    Ahem, qualifications please gentlemen!
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    Yeah..I have standards
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    Nutter is missing a ball.
    Oh, and you know how exactly?

    I don't have a basketball at home, yeah, but I don't think that's one of the critera up there.
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    Why don't you fill in the questionaire then so we can assess and score your suitability?
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    (Original post by Nutter)
    Oh, and you know how exactly?

    I don't have a basketball at home, yeah, but I don't think that's one of the critera up there.
    the other is in my mouth.


    KIDDING GUYS, in fact Nutter has two balls, one sitting/hanging next to the other...insane.
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    (Original post by beach surf babe)
    Yeah..I have standards
    10 GCSES
    4 A LEVELS

    A grotesque sense of humour....

    Nuff said...
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    *runs for the hills*
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    A grotesque sense of humour....
    Oh, the indubitable truth!
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    I'm not camp, rich or IMO particularly good looking.
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    Give it a go anyway!
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    Nah I'm only recently single and I'm not sure If I want a new GF so soon even if it's only over t'internet.
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    :hugs: Neffyy.
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    Giliwoo cannot make an informed decision in the absence of a portrait or photographic likeness. May jelly envy the firmness of your posterior. Giliwoo.
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    No; but thanks for asking.
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    Questionaire:

    1. Where would you take tash on a first date, and what activities would you do? My house, sex

    2. What career do you envisage for yourself? a Professional sexyman

    3. You're going off on holiday with Tash. Where would you go and why? Her house, to have sex

    4. You're invited in for a night out for a "nightcap." What do you do? Get confused about what shes actually saying

    5. Tash likes kinky and chocolate. What kinky things would you do with the two of them? Put a mars bar in her.... and eat it

    6. You're going shopping for presents. What do you buy?
    Carp gazette

    expecting pm soon.
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    And they say romance is dead.
 
 
 
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