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Purchasing a condom watch


    (Original post by monkeyman1990)
    You must go to Stone Henge on the eve of the winter solstice and pray to the dark lord for his mercy. He will then ascend from the Earth and will ask you to release him into our world. Once you do that, by burning the local postman in a dark ritual, he will reward you with a pack of Durex. Any Questions?
    Seems legit.

    Just use cling film. It's cheaper.

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