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i am not homophobic in anyway but i fundamentally disagree with lesian seagulls. i think its wrong that 2 birds of the same sex should mate. what are your opinions?
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i am not homophobic in anyway but i fundamentally disagree with lesian seagulls. i think its wrong that 2 birds of the same sex should mate. what are your opinions?
could you please tell maixmucuk or however you spell his name since he thinks the notion of homosexuality in animal species other than homo sapiens is ludicrous.
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could you please tell maixmucuk or however you spell his name since he thinks the notion of homosexuality in animal species other than homo sapiens is ludicrous.
Hmm but is it?

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Hmm but is it?

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Homosexuality in its myriad forms has been scientifically documented in more than 450 species of mammals, birds, reptiles, insects, and other animals worldwide.
i am not disagreeing with you for one moment! it is that islamisic fundamentalist **** that doesn't
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Lesbian Seagulls ?!?! :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek:

Have I missed something?
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It's nice that they have someone with whom to share a nice romantic meal of fish guts, before strolling down the beach to watch the sunset over the pier.

Bless them.
Don't you mean: chips/ chicken nuggets/ stolen sandwichs/ rubbish?
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Don't you mean: chips/ chicken nuggets/ stolen sandwichs/ rubbish?
i disagree with that statement
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i disagree with that statement
Oh, OK. Well I live in a seaside town and am used to the constant background of seagull noise (wake me up EVERY morning) and having to put your bins out about 2 seconds before the binman comes otherwise the seagulls tear them to shreds. Also, have had my nieces crying because a seagull has snatched their sandwiches out of their hands. Food left on plates after people have finished are eagerly eaten by seagulls.

I have never once seen a seagull with their "proper" food!
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The problem is, of course, that without romantic emotions as such, animals find a mate only for procreation - and unlike gay human couples, lesbian seagulls can't reproduce!
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could you please tell maixmucuk or however you spell his name since he thinks the notion of homosexuality in animal species other than homo sapiens is ludicrous.
He thinks all homosexuality is ludicrous.
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sounds like somones got a serious seagull problem. i beleive their food snatching antics is caused by sexual tension. this in turn may be caused by lack of male seagulls and therefore the lesbian seagull is at large, free to snatch sandwhiches and candy from babys
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I HATE seagulls. Kill them all.
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Hahahaha! This made me laugh SO much!
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ive had alot of personal support for my campaign against lesbian seagulls and have taken the decision of starting up my own political party, the SSNP(straight seagulls national party)

in direct competition with the BSP (bent seagulls party) and the BNP( Bi-sexual Northern hawk owl Party we will strive to wipe out this nation of bush rustlers and seaguls who fly south all year round if you get what i mean. other policies include killing eskimos for no apparent reason

VOTE SSNP
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ive had alot of personal support for my campaign against lesbian seagulls and have taken the decision of starting up my own political party, the SSNP(straight seagulls national party)

in direct competition with the BSP (bent seagulls party) and the BNP( Bi-sexual Northern hawk owl Party we will strive to wipe out this nation of bush rustlers and seaguls who fly south all year round if you get what i mean. other policies include killing eskimos for no apparent reason

VOTE SSNP

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How would Lesbian Seagulls mate, anyway? I hate to be crude, but it's not like oral sex is a possibility. And I imagine there's not really a market for teeny tiny sexual aids.
You hate to be crude? Forgive my guffawage, but that is the most untrue thing you've ever said. You revel in crudality.
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i am not homophobic in anyway but i fundamentally disagree with lesian seagulls. i think its wrong that 2 birds of the same sex should mate. what are your opinions?
no not really
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haha this is definately an interesting thread!
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He he, a mate of mine when drunk, without fail, always sings about lesbian seagulls! Is it of Beavis & Buthead origins or something? What are the actual words? He's normally too far gone to understand!
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i will personally hunt down every ****ing fagot seal or bird or whatever the **** and kill it.....not joking either....seriously.....no really i will.....
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