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    I don't know why but when am at a urinal and there is someone using the urinal next to me or it is busy- I can't go no matter hoe desperate I am. I end up just standing there for 5 mins doing nothing while many people come and go next tome.

    The thing is I don't even care if it is busy yet this still happens.
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    That's why you use the toilet
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    That you guys pee so close together without privacy sounds gay as ****.
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    (Original post by Placeboo123)
    That's why you use the toilet
    I get stage fright in there as well lol.
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    Yeah, I become terrified at the thought of my penis not being as big as the guys near me.
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    (Original post by lent6)
    I don't know why but when am at a urinal and there is someone using the urinal next to me or it is busy- I can't go no matter hoe desperate I am. I end up just standing there for 5 mins doing nothing while many people come and go next tome.

    The thing is I don't even care if it is busy yet this still happens.
    YES. I have the identical problem. I can be absolutely desperate, then when I stand at a urinal in a pub or whatever, with other people around, I just can't go. As soon as I step into a cubicle though I can go easily... Must be psychological
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    (Original post by Groot)
    That you guys pee so close together without privacy sounds gay as ****.
    A female equivalent would be very strange.
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    (Original post by c.t.14)
    YES. I have the identical problem. I can be absolutely desperate, then when I stand at a urinal in a pub or whatever, with other people around, I just can't go. As soon as I step into a cubicle though I can go easily... Must be psychological
    Good to know I'm not alone with this.
    I used to be fine when younger though
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    (Original post by Groot)
    That you guys pee so close together without privacy sounds gay as ****.
    Even worse when you can sense the guy next to you is looking at your penis.
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    (Original post by lent6)
    Even worse when you can sense the guy next to you is looking at your penis.
    You might as well stare back and compare then.
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    I can almost never go at a urinal if there's someone else there. I always try to use the toilet if I can.
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    (Original post by Groot)
    You might as well stare back and compare then.
    Not if he's over 40 :nope:
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    Yeah it's really weird. When I'm at the pub sometimes that happens, like you've been dying to go yet can't do it. However when it's quieter and after I've had a few beers if I use the corner urinal I can go. Strange and definitely psychological lol
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    (Original post by Groot)
    That you guys pee so close together without privacy sounds gay as ****.
    It's not gay if they don't touch!

    ... or so I was told.

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    (Original post by addylad)
    It's not gay if they don't touch!

    ... or so I was told.
    You've got to go for the quick shuffle and grab.
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    (Original post by Manitude)
    I can almost never go at a urinal if there's someone else there. I always try to use the toilet if I can.
    Hate urinals, always go to the cubicle. It's worse when at the urinals and there is exactly one free space between each person.

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    Yes I have a little internal dialogue to myself. "cmon you've probably shagged more girls than these other blokes, and your ancestors fought in ww2 which is a much bigger ordeal than trying to piss in a trough urinal while other guys are queing behind you".

    These ones are the worst:

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    Have you tried getting down from the urinal and facing it to take a piss instead?
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    I'm a girl and I still get stage fright when there's someone in the cubicle next to mine.


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