This isn't going to probably make much difference to well, any of this.
Meerkat: I do think you are probably a nice girl, I can see that from some of the things you say. But you are so utterly snobby, that it is disgusting...
For instance your poem "I'm the Middle of the Tier", is not only inaccurate but if that was a poem about say, race you'd be in for it. Since when are grammar schools for the middle class? And since when are rowdy comps just for the working class and public schools just for the rich? Wtf.
This bad attitude, isn't attractive and doesn't make you an English snob, 'cause I think you'll find that not everyone are so class orientated or so snobby whatever their background. So, grow up forget the Eton shit, you are not English and stop swanking off about your middle class (if you are even 'middle' anyway) as if it's better than all the supposed classes, yeah?
Oh and if you love Eton so much, tell me why would any Eton chap really see you as more special than everyone else?