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Original post by Wilfred Little
Cheers mate, will do.

Did they send you to a specialist for a scan or anything?


Not a specialist per se. I went to the hospital for an ultrasound and it was all pretty straightforward. Genuinely think it happens all the time. If everyone checked their balls regularly, the hospital would be packed! You needn't worry, my friend.
everyone twists the truth on their CVs right?

e.g. fetching coffees becomes taking part in daily interdepartmental beverage consultancies whilst acting as effective trustee for the respective allocated fiscal beverage budget
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Original post by swirly
everyone twists the truth on their CVs right?

i.e. fetching coffees becomes taking part in daily interdepartmental beverage consultancies whilst acting as effective trustee for the respective allocated fiscal beverage budget


Yeh everyone exaggerates. Don't flat out lie though.

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Original post by sr90
Yeh everyone exaggerates. Don't flat out lie though.

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do you think its ok to say that you were analysing trends (really reading magazines), or is that too much?

pls respond
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Nah that's calm^
Original post by swirly
do you think its ok to say that you were analysing trends (really reading magazines), or is that too much?

pls respond


FIFA need to sort out their work rate stats man. Why is Suarez only medium defensive? He presses all game, and then Oscar only has medium attacking and high defensive so he's always out of position. That's why I like being Juve, can almost create a whole team with high defensive output :sogood:
Original post by Depleted
FIFA need to sort out their work rate stats man. Why is Suarez only medium defensive? He presses all game, and then Oscar only has medium attacking and high defensive so he's always out of position. That's why I like being Juve, can almost create a whole team with high defensive output :sogood:


cant believe KSI made over a million pounds playing FIFA :moon:
Original post by swirly
cant believe KSI made over a million pounds playing FIFA :moon:


Yeah he's ballin, dream job tbh. Maybe if Hazard had a higher work rate I could've too
Original post by swirly
do you think its ok to say that you were analysing trends (really reading magazines), or is that too much?

pls respond


Yeh something like that is fine. For my interview I mentioned an article from The Economist and said how I was a long term subscriber etc, in reality i'd just read a random article that I initially saw posted on my Twitter feed.
Original post by sr90
Yeh something like that is fine. For my interview I mentioned an article from The Economist and said how I was a long term subscriber etc, in reality i'd just read a random article that I initially saw posted on my Twitter feed.


I've done this with various newspapers and magazines (Times, BMJ etc.) and literally never read an article in any of them in my life :laugh:
Turns out I may have injured my cruciate ligament in a skiing accident 6 weeks ago #whiteboyinjury

Original post by swirly
cant believe KSI made over a million pounds playing FIFA :moon:


To be fair, although some YouTubers earn obscene amounts of money it takes a lot more than simply playing FIFA to become big these days. Editing, creating thumbnails and promoting/marketing your work takes so much time in the beginning and can take months and even years to get a meaningful number of subs. Obviously becomes way easier when you have millions of subs and are guaranteed tons of views on every video/bit of content you put out.

Apart from Calfreezy - the guys a c***
Original post by The Shed End
Turns out I may have injured my cruciate ligament in a skiing accident 6 weeks ago #whiteboyinjury


Oh **** man you done your ACL in?
Original post by Depleted
Oh **** man you done your ACL in?


Possibly, need to see a doctor again next week then physio. Annoyed because it's basically my sunday league season over and it's pretty much the only exercise I get these days :/ Left it 6 weeks since I got back as well and should have gone straight away tbh
Original post by The Shed End
Possibly, need to see a doctor again next week then physio. Annoyed because it's basically my sunday league season over and it's pretty much the only exercise I get these days :/ Left it 6 weeks since I got back as well and should have gone straight away tbh


Damn. Dunno how you've gone 6 weeks lol I did mine in start of July and i was in agony, had to be lifted in a car and taken to hospital.

Yeah it's a career ruiner tbh, ruined mine big time.
Original post by Depleted
Damn. Dunno how you've gone 6 weeks lol I did mine in start of July and i was in agony, had to be lifted in a car and taken to hospital.

Yeah it's a career ruiner tbh, ruined mine big time.


Did it on the 2nd day of the holiday and was in absolute agony at the time thinking I'd broken my leg because of the way I fell. Had to walk down the rest of the run as well because it was a small resort with not many skidoos and all that shizzle.

Been aggrevating it occasionally over the last few weeks but not really thought anything of it, then twisted it again before I was about to play a match yesterday and been hurting like a mofo all night. Doctor said that the ligaments may have pulled out some of the bone when I originally did it. Someone else on my team did his and was out for 6-7 months lol so yeah that's my life turned to s***e basically :s-smilie:

Only thing I have to do now is wind up the fairies in the Arsenal thread :tongue:
Original post by fallen_acorns
the chinese know how to do a job market..

(going to go zurich for this post)

BRB got a job within a few weeks
BRB wife went to the interview for me.. perfectly ok
BRB offered a good salary, happy with it.... then told that this is the after tax amount.... love it.
BRB given a flat with the job
BRB private health insurance + all visa bills paid for
BRB good job market for young people
BRB wife got a job in the exact field of her degree within days of returning to china..
BRB love english workers and pay a huge premium for them
BRB job application process taht does not require endless forms and interviews, and is so much less formal
BRB still getting jobs just because you know X and Y

(not saying all of those are desirable for a fair job market... but...)


BRB moving to China
Original post by difeo
BRB moving to China


Gonna rek u in the fantasy team draft
Original post by Depleted
Gonna rek u in the fantasy team draft


Pls I've won 4 straight CLs on Football Manager I am goat manager
Original post by difeo
Pls I've won 4 straight CLs on Football Manager I am goat manager


Well I won the league once so **** you
Original post by Depleted
Well I won the league once so **** you


You are a specialist in failure