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What is the most awkward situaution you have encountered?
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LOL too many, it's too hard to chose the most awkward :')
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What is the most awkward situaution you have encountered?
how about meeting a peson twice then they asked the awkward question, out of all your guy friends which would you have a kid with? wanted to punch them so hard.
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how about meeting a peson twice then they asked the awkward question, out of all your guy friends which would you have a kid with? wanted to punch them so hard.
Was it like "GIRLS! Which of your guy friends would you have a kid with?"

That's the mark of a true TSRian.
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Last Summer, during the exams, I was sitting peacefully in a restaurant on Charlotte Street. This couple I would estimate to be in their 50s came in and were sat at the table next to me. After about 10 minutes, it became clear to me that they were on a date - if it wasn't their first, they hadn't been going out very long.

They rambled on loudly about whatever nonsense for most of their meal, had a few glasses of wine and ended up talking about the cost of haircuts. The lady said something like "I get a cut and colour every 5 weeks - the hairdresser comes to me, and I pay about £80". The old dude replied "I just go to my local barber. Hairdressers are too expensive for me. The local salon is £28 and you don't even get a blowjob."
There was like a silence in the whole front of the restaurant. The lady looked at me, as I was only about 2 foot away from them. I looked away and bit my tongue.
She said, "Blow dry"
He said "That's right - you don't even get a blowjob"
She didn't know what to do, and it became very awkward.

Basically, being like 57 or whatever and single, he's indulged in so much pornography that his vocab has been affected.
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When I was interning at a law firm, I was looking at LinkedIn profiles since I had just completed my task. Never did I realize there were 2 senior associates behind me,looking at my screen.
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Last Summer, during the exams, I was sitting peacefully in a restaurant on Charlotte Street. This couple I would estimate to be in their 50s came in and were sat at the table next to me. After about 10 minutes, it became clear to me that they were on a date - if it wasn't their first, they hadn't been going out very long.

They rambled on loudly about whatever nonsense for most of their meal, had a few glasses of wine and ended up talking about the cost of haircuts. The lady said something like "I get a cut and colour every 5 weeks - the hairdresser comes to me, and I pay about £80". The old dude replied "I just go to my local barber. Hairdressers are too expensive for me. The local salon is £28 and you don't even get a blowjob."
There was like a silence in the whole front of the restaurant. The lady looked at me, as I was only about 2 foot away from them. I looked away and bit my tongue.
She said, "Blow dry"
He said "That's right - you don't even get a blowjob"
She didn't know what to do, and it became very awkward.

Basically, being like 57 or whatever and single, he's indulged in so much pornography that his vocab has been affected.
Or maybe he just had a really nice barber.

Reminds me of my A2 English Lit teacher, who was a bit strange anyway but hilarious.

We were reading 'Cat in the Rain' by Ernest Hemingway. So at the end he asked 'who knows what the cat in the rain is representative of?' And everyone looked around blankly, had no idea. It was silent for a minute before he let out a massive sigh and announced 'A WET PUSSY.' The whole class was just...silent.

He was strange though, absolutely obsessed with sex. Whenever someone handed in a coursework draft he'd be like 'hmmmm you haven't really mentioned anything sexual?' Even if the texts had nothing to do with sex.
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Arranged to meet a friend somewhere. He text me and said he was on his way. He walks up to me and for some reason, I didn't recognise him. I then did the same thing 5 days later. :rolleyes: He then talked and then I realised who he was.
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