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sjuthani

Anything from you is gratefully received :wink:

My brother and I once made shortbread at home, or at least tried to. It melted in the oven- it just didn't look like it needed *that*much flour!

I don't know how you manage to do that even when I'm talking about something as innocent as shortbread - some time I shall introduce you to the amount of innuendo you can achieve while assembling a wheely chair... just keep pushing! harder! And twist a bit... I think we need lubrication...

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Bekaboo

I don't know how you manage to do that even when I'm talking about something as innocent as shortbread - some time I shall introduce you to the amount of innuendo you can achieve while assembling a wheely chair... just keep pushing! harder! And twist a bit... I think we need lubrication...

The product of a dirty mind and the will to change *anything* into innuendo ("in-your-endo", what a classic line :p:

). There's a reason why one of my facebook groups is "Its not my fault what you said can be misconstrued as sexual innuendo"!

You tell me the wheely chair story and I'll share something of my own with you...

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Drogue

Oooooh!!! Idea! But as Rachel found out at some conference last year, I'm evil to my sidekicks too (I stole her hand at a drinking game, played it together, then played a card on her. She wasn't happy. She was drunk, however :redface:

).

You be nice to me! I'm going to have to start plotting against you...BTW, seeing as I'm not feeling all that great and all that, I think I'm not going to be drinking this weekend. Just thought I'd let you know.

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To be fair I can't tell the wheely chair story without my trusty side-kicks tim and Jon... I just can't get the right level of frustration into my voice while shouting PUSH HARDER! PUSH AGAINST ME! But regardless of inuendo I think the fact that we bought a reclining wheely chair and footstool on the spur of the moment and carried them 2 miles back to the commune is a cool enough story on it's own.

That good enough for sharing or do I have to wait until I've softened you up with shortbread?

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I want the whole thing! :p:

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The story, the shortbread or something else...?

OP

Take a guess :wink:

Stop it - you're making me blush! :eek:

Ok next set of questions
1. In case I happen to get creative (in the kitchen of course) you're not allergic to anything are you?
2. When ya gonna be in tomorrow?
3. Remind me how to find your boudoir? I was so overcome by the experience that I'm experiencing some form of amnesia! :p:

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1) I can handle pretty much anything. I don't have a stomach, its a black hole. That's my (physcist) brother's explanation.
2) Well, pretty much all day. I've no tutes, lectures from 10-12, but I may skip them. My mobile's on facebook, just send me a text when you're thinking of coming round.
3) I can meet you at Teddy Hall's front quad, but its the top floor of Emden, the building at the very back.

BTW, I don't think I said this before (too busy with innuendo!)- if you're serious about this, then you rock unto eternity. Its an incredibly nice thing to do for anyone, let alone someone you only met the other day. Thank you for even considering it.

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*shrugs* I'm making shortbread anyway - one of my flatmates eats nothing and the other seems to survive solely on indian food - if I eat it all myself...well that would just be a bad thing generally. If you're in in the evening then I'm gonna be in college ohne etwas zu machen between when formal finishes + Jesus@10... so it's work or go see first years. If you want some shortbread I can bring some over then.

And yes, I do rock, hard.

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Bekaboo

And yes, I do rock, hard.

I bet you do :wink:

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)

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Honey if you can't resist that then however will you resist me in person?! Maybe I'd be safer pidging you shortbread...

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I'll restrain myself, I promise! Or is that a cop-out on your part? :p:

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I can't think of a way to make that evenly vaguley obscene other than assuming some sort of domanatrix role that I can't really say suits me (too cute and cuddly for that!) or some sort of lame word play on cop-out/cop-off. Clearly I'm tired :frown:

And I'm already an hour away from my 8 *sighs*

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Go to bed and get some rest; tomorrow's a big day- in more ways than one! :wink:

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Hehe bless I thought I was meant to be the one taking care of you! Speaking of which why aren't you in bed young man?

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Drogue

F1 fanatic

Did you take a gap year or something?

I did. It was forced :frown:

Bekaboo

other than assuming some sort of domanatrix role that I can't really say suits me (too cute and cuddly for that!)

Darling, you're so not. It's *always* the cute and cuddly ones. How can you be a dom without the cute and cuddly side that disarms people?

:redface:

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