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Passing wind during lessons

Okay I seem to have this problem where every time I'm in lessons I keep doing really loud farts in the middle of the lesson.
I'm sure most of you reading this find this pathetic / hilarious, but if you actually experienced this situation I don't think anyone would find it funny.

As you all should know, its half-term, but on Friday I was in a lesson and while the teacher was in full flow of teaching, out of no-where comes a really loud fart. Words can't describe how embarassing this is for me, and I'm not sure whether everyone / anyone realises it's me or not, and for the rest of the lesson I feel really self-conscious.
On some occasions, fellow students have said "Errr what's that smell" which is beyond embarassing for me, and I reckon one day someone will say "It's them!" *points at me*

I'm sorry if this sounds stupid but does anyone know of any techniques of holding in or stopping passing wind as this problem is the most embarrasing thing since George Bush choked on a pretzel! :frown:

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Reply 1

Guffy

Avoid foods will make you fart, such as cabbage, sprouts and baked beans.

I had a similar problem because I was eating 2 or 3 cans of baked beans a day, so I switched to tinned spaghetti and it was fine.

Reply 2

Princess_Peach

ha ha ha

FARTING FTW!!! :biggrin:

Guff with pride!

Reply 3

Guffy

Princess_Peach

ha ha ha

FARTING FTW!!! :biggrin:

Guff with pride!

Is that a homonymic pun?

Reply 4

Anonymous #2

not all schools are on half term yet

Reply 5

Misogynist

Princess_Peach

ha ha ha

FARTING FTW!!! :biggrin:

Guff with pride!

That post simultaneously warms my heart and makes me want to hit you in the face with a slab of concrete.

Reply 6

sn0wflak3

Go to see a nutritionalist (uh-sp?lol) That's what i did.

Reply 7

Anonymous #1

Guffy

Thanks for the advice but I don't really eat food that makes me fart. :confused:

Reply 8

Profesh

Guffy

Is that a homonymic pun?

Does she strike you as the sort of person who might be capable of supplying a satisfactory answer?

Reply 9

Anonymous #3

List out all the food you've eaten in the past 48 hours. Now.

Reply 10

~*Sarah R*~

fizzy drinks? fizzy drinks are like satan for stuff like that.. lol

id say google it

Reply 11

Guffy

Profesh

Does she strike you as the sort of person who might be capable of supplying a satisfactory answer?

No comment.

Reply 12

Anonymous #1

Anonymous

List out all the food you've eaten in the past 48 hours. Now.

I've had a jacket potato with a curry thing in it
panini with brie and onion on it
couple chocolates
Fanta
tea
curry
bacon sandwich

thats about it :confused:

Reply 13

hannah_dru

I think the chocolate, curry and fizzy drimk were definitely a bad idea. A lot of junk can mess you up inside.

It's not IBS is it?

Reply 14

white_haired_wizard

this thread is clearly a piss take.

Reply 15

Anonymous #1

hannah_dru

I think the chocolate, curry and fizzy drimk were definitely a bad idea. A lot of junk can mess you up inside.

It's not IBS is it?

Funny you should say that as my mum used to suffer from IBS, but there is no pain so I'm pretty sure it isn't that.
Thanks for everyone's advice.

Why would I post this as a piss-take?? :rolleyes:

Reply 16

~*Sarah R*~

Anonymous

I've had a jacket potato with a curry thing in it
panini with brie and onion on it
couple chocolates
Fanta
tea
curry
bacon sandwich

thats about it :confused:

that sounds like bad enough to give you wind!

even a couple of sips of fizzy drink and im all burpy (ladies dont fart lol) so that could be why!

start drinking water instead and see if you notice a difference

Reply 17

sn0wflak3

And try cutting out the curry :s-smilie:

Reply 18

quadruple_twist

I haven't laughed that hard in at least a week. Despite being a 17 year old future doctor threads about farting are ALWAYS funny!

Reply 19

Anonymous #1

The curry isn't a regular thing lol, we've just been eating it regulalrly lately as a family, but we started eating the curry after the farting so it can't be that.

I wish I could laugh at this as much as you. :frown:

In a couple of days one of my friends is coming round and in the past people have walked through the front door saying "What's that smell?" - I don't want that happening again in a couple days time.