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Who's defence would win in a fist fight in the top 5 leagues. Watch

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    I think it's between Chelsea, Man City, and PSG.

    Zouma, Terry, Ivan, Cahill getting into beef is mad ting.
    Mangala, Kompany, Zabaleta, Kolarov same.
    Thiago Silva and Marquinhos, enough said, they were harder last year when Alex was there tho but Luiz is a monster too.

    Any other suggestions?
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    Stoke City.
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    (Original post by sr90)
    Stoke City.
    They can't even score from set pieces anymore they can't win in any fight. They've become moist.

    Atlético but their fullbacks look like stoners.
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    Jores Okore and Aly Cissokho are undoubtedly two of the BLACKEST defenders to have played in England. Add two skinheads (Vlaar & Senderos) and a fiery Glaswegian and it's a knock out blow.
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    (Original post by jam277)
    They can't even score from set pieces anymore they can't win in any fight. They've become moist.

    Atlético but their fullbacks look like stoners.
    Yeh but they're used to playing rugby and assaulting people so a fight isn't anything out of the ordinary for them.

    (Original post by Wilfred Little)
    Jores Okore and Aly Cissokho are undoubtedly two of the BLACKEST defenders to have played in England. Add two skinheads (Vlaar & Senderos) and a fiery Glaswegian and it's a knock out blow.
    Nwakaeme is that you?
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    Jores Okore is 6ft, is that muscular he looks like he's got no neck and has eaten Benteke, and played on for ten minutes after rupturing his ACL.

    Jores on his own would KO entire back lines.
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    Zouma, Cahill and Ivanovic would walk all over PSG imo, especially with David Luiz there. Would say Pepe and Ramos but they're more likely to spit and bite than fight.
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    In the PL LFC have got a Slovakian skinhead, a Croat and Kolo Toure and Sakho, 2 of the BLACKEST defenders in PL history so them. Also got some dirty scousers hanging about like Kelly as well so they'd be dangerous


    But Adams, Keown and Bould would take on any 4 from the present day, dont even need a 4th man really but Dixon can hold their coats.

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    (Original post by Wilfred Little)
    Jores Okore and Aly Cissokho are undoubtedly two of the BLACKEST defenders to have played in England. Add two skinheads (Vlaar & Senderos) and a fiery Glaswegian and it's a knock out blow.
    lol at Senderos even in a pillow fight
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    (Original post by Zürich)
    lol at Senderos even in a pillow fight
    He's 6ft+ and a skinhead. He's hard by default pal.

    Jores would crunch everyone mentioned in this thread ftr. Hard as nails.
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    Liverpool's defence. Because being scouse they'll just bring their knives (it's called a 'shiv' actually :lol:) and their mates around too :lol:.
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    BLACKett has one of the BLACKEST names in the history of the league.
    Jones is a beef head that would love to get in a mix with some Eastern European.
    Rojo is part of a Colombian drug gang and he bottled one of his neighbours for chatting ****.

    then we bring Vidic back and he just ****ing murders everyone. Crazy Serb.
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    Schalke.

    Nastasic, Ayhan, Kolasinac, Santana, Howedes, Kirchhoff.
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    What about Juventus? I wouldn't want to meet Chiellini or Ogbonna in a dark alleyway.
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    He alone would kill any defense.
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    Inter Milan purely for Vidic

    He comes from Serbia, he'll ****ing murder ya
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    Id say Atletico purely because drug lord/pimp/bare knuckle boxing champion (probably) Simeone would be training them.
 
 
 
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