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The Sausage Sandwich Game Watch

  • View Poll Results: Brown sauce, red sauce or no sauce at all?
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    No sauce at all
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    From my favourite Saturday morning radio programme, I put this question to you, TSR:

    It's 10am on a winter's Saturday. You've just come back from a morning run, or maybe you've walked the dog. Maybe you've been out to fetch the Saturday paper.

    As you re-enter your home, a relative has prepared a sausage sandwich for you. It has been vertically cut in half and placed between two slices of white bread.

    But your relative can't remember which condiment you prefer. You are asked the question: "which sauce would you like on it?" You answer in one of three ways:

    1) Brown sauce
    2) Red sauce, or
    3) No sauce at all.

    What's your answer, TSR?
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    Are the sausages veggie?


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    (Original post by channies)
    Are the sausages veggie?


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    If you want them to be, absolutely yes.
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    Then it's got to be ketchup


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    Ketchup with Tabasco :drool:

    But ideally, I'd quickly whip up a honey mustard dressing to go with it
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    I cut it in half, have red and brown mixed together in one half then the other half plain.
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    i don't have a dog
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    None. Just give me butter or if you have it piri-piri. :coma:
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    I just voted brown sauce, but then realized my awful, awful error in judgment, and wish I could take it back.

    HP Sauce for bacon, Ketchup for sausages.
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    Brown
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i don't have a dog
    Have you been dogging? If so, that is close enough.

    If not, just change it for either 'walked my pet rock' or even 'played pokemon for a bit'.
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    (Original post by Arkasia)
    Have you been dogging? If so, that is close enough.

    If not, just change it for either 'walked my pet rock' or even 'played pokemon for a bit'.
    no pets, not even a rock :cry2:

    do not understand rules for pokermon :cry:

    nobody wants to go dogging with me
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i don't have a dog
    Neither do I. But the sentiment is 'cold day, semi-strenuous activity typical of a Saturday morning that involves going outside, then relief in the form of a sausage sandwich.'
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    Red sauce!

    (And veggie sausages )
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    (Original post by the bear)
    no pets, not even a rock :cry2:

    do not understand rules for pokermon :cry:

    nobody wants to go dogging with me
    How sad, did the rock manage to escape? Maybe buy a leash for it next time?

    Pokemon is simple: beat the crap out of other beta pokemon with your alpha.

    What a shame, craigslist and £100 would sort that out.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i don't have a dog
    But you're a bear so you can just take yourself for a walk


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    (Original post by channies)
    But you're a bear so you can just take yourself for a walk


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    would it be okay if i went down to the river for some vigorous salmon scooping then came home with my juices flowing for a sausage sandwich ?
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    (Original post by the bear)
    would it be okay if i went down to the river for some vigorous salmon scooping then came home with my juices flowing for a sausage sandwich ?
    That's beary inappropriate to be honest, to purge yourself on the salty salmon and then expect the other cubs in your fam to prepare sandwiches for you upon your return without you having caught any fish for their lunch. Have you no soul?


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    (Original post by channies)
    That's beary inappropriate to be honest, to purge yourself on the salty salmon and then expect the other cubs in your fam to prepare sandwiches for you upon your return without you having caught any fish for their lunch. Have you no soul?


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    i always save the heads and fins for the youngsters :fuhrer:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i always save the heads and fins for the youngsters :fuhrer:
    Well it's a start, but you have much to learn in regards to the etiquette of the bear fam, grasshopper


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