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    (Original post by DazzYaa7)
    imagine a snake in your bed
    I used to have a live one at the end of my bed.
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    (Original post by Daveo)
    The average person eats 8 spiders in their lifetime whilst asleep.
    No, this is an urban legend. Created to show that people will believe anything-and then going on to be believed. The following is from the urban legend debunking site www.snopes.com.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Best option is to cryogenically freeze the *******. That way, future generations will have to deal with him, instead of you.
    Hehe! But you just know he'll come looking for you in your grave!!!
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    (Original post by Chicken)
    Boys are such wimps!

    Oh, and Bhaal, you really are juvenile (but funny!) :rolleyes:
    And your just a two legged bird covered in batter.
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    (Original post by Bhaal85)
    And your just a two legged bird covered in batter.
    I'm hungry.
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    (Original post by Bhaal85)
    And your just a two legged bird covered in batter.
    Not this *again* :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by sillynarb2)
    just went to the toilet to have a slash and i look to the left and see the biggets **** off spider ever! made me jump and then squeal like a schoolgirl

    i swear though that thing was massive, not going back there again for a while.......
    spinders don't bother me. I would have crushed him and pissed on his corpse.
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    (Original post by sillynarb2)
    just went to the toilet to have a slash and i look to the left and see the biggets **** off spider ever! made me jump and then squeal like a schoolgirl

    i swear though that thing was massive, not going back there again for a while.......
    I'd say it's roasting time... I heard they went good with beer.
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    (Original post by iiikewldude)
    spinders don't bother me. I would have crushed him and pissed on his corpse.
    Some of us have a heart though
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    just sprayed the ****** with some posion spray type ****, picked it up with a magazine and flushed it.

    think it's dead now

    *stops shaking
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    (Original post by Yannis)
    I'd say it's roasting time... I heard they went good with beer.
    Which, the spider or the chicken?
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    but in every choclate bar, there is an average number of 3 spiders legs, each
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    (Original post by G4ry)
    Some of us have a heart though
    tis just a f***ing spider. It it was a person or a dog or something maybe i would care (a bit)
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    (Original post by sillynarb2)
    *stops shaking
    lol, i thought u were just one of the lads too

    paaaaaannnnsiiiieeeeeee
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    (Original post by iiikewldude)
    tis just a f***ing spider. It it was a person or a dog or something maybe i would care (a bit)
    Hardcore!
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    (Original post by sillynarb2)
    just sprayed the ****** with some posion spray type ****, picked it up with a magazine and flushed it.

    think it's dead now

    *stops shaking
    *gives sillynarb2 a hug*
    It's ok now, it's over.
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    (Original post by klee)
    but in every choclate bar, there is an average number of 3 spiders legs, each
    A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play, with it's spider-enhanced leggy goodness.
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    (Original post by klee)
    but in every choclate bar, there is an average number of 3 spiders legs, each

    thanks for that

    is there anything that is safe to eat
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    (Original post by sillynarb2)
    thanks for that

    is there anything that is safe to eat
    My belly. Please, help me lose it...
 
 
 
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