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    Something that will make me laugh))
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    People say immigrants are a benefit to this country. If that doesn't have you in stitches I don't know what will.
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    (Original post by tonema90)
    Something that will make me laugh))
    Whats funny is the fact you weren't strangled at birth
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    (Original post by Whoremaster)
    Whats funny is the fact you weren't strangled at birth
    True!) then i would not have made this post
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    I have the most pathetic penis the world has never seen.
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    Teacher asked Johnny how to spell 'anarchy'.

    Johnny said "Any ***king way I want to."
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    What do you wear before going to hell?
    HELLmet

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    (Original post by tonema90)
    True!) then i would not have made this post
    And what a joyous thought that is!
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    (Original post by tonema90)
    Something that will make me laugh))
    Why are mountains funny?

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    Because they're hill areas.
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    There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to other, "damn it's freaking boiling in here". The other muffin goes "**** a talking muffin".
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    (Original post by ,,,,)
    There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to other, "damn it's freaking boiling in here". The other muffin goes "**** a talking muffin".
    Haha!! Lol, yeah - that one was more funny
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    Dont know))
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    Why are mountains funny?

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    Because they're hill areas.
    Lol
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    My friend was on a night out with her friend's in Oxford, and they were all waiting for the final bus home. But she wanted McDonalds so bad and when they told her she couldn't go she legit started crying and shouting about it.

    I pissed myself when she told me (considering she said im the one who loves mcdonalds more :l)
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    If you want a joke thing though:

    Someone told me they hid the end of my essay on top of a high bookshelf, but I don't want to jump to conclusions.

    badum tsh
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    Lol, thanks guys
    Bring it on, dm if you want
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    women's rights
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    Lol, thanks guys
    Bring it on, dm if you want
    What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

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    The battery has a positive side
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    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNS helicaze, beacuse I'd unzip your genes
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    (Original post by supertroopermark)
    People say immigrants are a benefit to this country. If that doesn't have you in stitches I don't know what will.
    They had them in more than stitches in Paris
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    What do you call a fat psychic?

    A four-chin teller
 
 
 
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