At an Alabama middle school I believe, they are asking parents to send in cans of food to throw in an emergency against school shooters. I mean
Would post link but you know how long moderators take to approve threads So search cans school shooters Alabama.
I mean the idea of a battle between cans and automatic weapons is so retarded, the battle would be over before it got started.
x Turn on thread page Beta
Is this the most stupid way to stop school shooters ever. watch
- Thread Starter
- 14-01-2015 17:43
- 15-01-2015 03:32
Any kind of defense is better than no defense at all.
- 15-01-2015 03:37
anyone would be hesitant to shoot tbh, can food hurts .
- 15-01-2015 07:10
I was going to say arm the teachers but they will probably end up shooting the kids themselves.
- 15-01-2015 07:13
Mate, getting a dozen cans chucked at your head will probably leave you unconscious.
Still sounds silly though. Metal detectors and campus security are the preferred method to keeping schools safe in USA.
- 15-01-2015 07:33
since all of the canned foods will be donated to local charities at the end of the school year* (why? Year-old cans surely lose none of their ballistic properties) this seems an enjoyably novel way of soliciting donations. Nice one.
- 15-01-2015 09:10
To me that sounds like some redneck school is trying to stir up publicity by taking the piss out of the anti gun laws and trying to highlight the fact the School isn't armed so it can't defend itself.
America is full of mentalists.
- 15-01-2015 18:04
Sounds like they've been "stay at home moms" for far too long watching endless re-runs of Desperate Housewives. I wouldn't know of course but almost the exact same thing happens in a supermarket shoot out in (I think) Season 3 Episode 7. Can't say for definite but I know the episode is called "Bang". Is this worse than admitting my Sex And The City addiction because I am actually far from middle aged? I'm calling it a quarter life crisis!