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TSR Smokers' Society

Announcement: L i b is the new leader of this wonderful society.

At last: a society for those who partake in the utterly wonderful pastime of smoking tobacco!

This society aims to achieve unity between those who laugh in the face of NHS health warnings, the persecuted underdogs - those who realise the sheer brilliance in smoking tobacco based products. Whether you're partial to a cigar alongside a glass of fine cognac, or perhaps a cigarette must accompany your pint of lager - even if you are one of the ever-decreasing clan of pipe smokers - this is the society for you.

No longer shall TSR be ruled by the ignorant, brain-washed, anti-tobacco pansies. We must stand up, light up, and unite against those who attempt to extinguish our pride!

Click here to join.

Victory to the smokers; **** off, anti-tobacco Nazi scum!

Rules:

1) Applicants must be 16 years of age or over to join.
2) Condescending anti-tobacco arseholes are welcome to attempt to turn this into a debate.

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Reply 1

Invocation

You need the legendary Bill Hicks as your society logo.

Reply 2

Johnny 5

Smoking: a billion people can't be wrong!

Reply 3

JakeThePeg

Ahhhh, at last I've found a place where I can relax and put my feet up.
What an excellent idea !

Now...about that cigar and fine cognac that you promised me .......

Reply 4

always + forever

ohhhhh... pass me the malboro lights, I'm in

Reply 5

ToshTrent

Dreadful habbit, you should be ashamed!

Reply 6

JakeThePeg

I am ashamed. Dreadfully ashamed.

Now where's that cigar and drink that I was promised ?

Reply 7

supernova2

Smokers are annoying! SCUMBAGS!

at least do drugs and relax properly

Reply 8

paddy

It's been so long since my last fag.
I haven't smoked in ages either :frown:

Reply 9

silverbolt

oooh i like the occassional pipe as well - mellow virginia oooh nice.
but yes pass me the cigar and cognac dont forget the over sized bathrobe and slippers.

Reply 10

L i b

I've taken it up again recently.

Might as well, really, I've never done it heavily and I like the supposedly 'anti-social' aspect of it - particularly following the smoking ban up here in Scotland.

Keeps the weight off too, so I actually look healthier. And that's the main thing.

Reply 11

foxo

Wonderful!

Erm... about the cigar and Cognac... the best I can financially manage is this:

*foxo passes around imaginary cigars and imaginary glasses of Cognac to the new members*

:p:

Reply 12

Thud

cigars and cognac? no thanks you bourgeois lot. :p:

roll your own, it's the only decent way. :wink:

Reply 13

Segat1

Smoking stunts my growth. I started too late.

Discussion point. marlboro lights - whats the deal with the taste difference between the white filter and the normal filter? Discuss.