Romeo And Juliet, need help and FAST!! plz

Anyway, Romeo and Juliet:

Guy loves gal, gal loves guy (meet at party)
Families feuding
Guy kills bloke after bloke kills dude
Guy banished
Friar gives gal secret potion
Gal takes potion, family think gal is dead
Friar sends other friar to tell guy about gal
Other friar delayed, guy thinks gal is dead
Guy finds gal's tomb, kills self
Gal wakes up, kills self
Everyone sad.
The End

And that's how to summarise one of Shakespeare's most famous works into 11 short lines.

I've got it on the computer I'm using at the moment but likewise, not giving it to thread starter. It's mine, all mine!!

Perhaps you could decode all of Shakespeare This Shakespeare bloke seems to make it all too complicated!

*stares at Winter's Tale aimlessly*

I think someone's beaten me to simplifying Shakespeare.

What? You guys have all missed out the bit about the assassins. And the drug addiction. And the rape. Gone and ruined a perfectly good play. Seriously, these are some of the key points in the play, make sure you spend plenty of time going into in depth analysis on them.