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what lads (and lasses) like to do this when they take a piss?

when i'm pissing i like to hold out a sheet of toilet paper in front of me and bore a hole in it with my stream.

do you do it?

if you don't, maybe you could try it next time you go to the toilet

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Reply 1
Original post by og.east
when i'm pissing i like to hold out a sheet of toilet paper in front of me and bore a hole in it with my stream.

do you do it?

if you don't, maybe you could try it next time you go to the toilet

This guy doesn't mess about.He's off the rails.
Reply 2
try and piss from outside the bathroom
Reply 3
Write my signature.
Reply 4
Original post by 061194

This guy doesn't mess about.He's off the rails.


why did you make the text red?
:erm:

I contemplate life or go on my phone.
You think penetrating a single sheet is impressive?

Try the whole roll next time, bigshot.
Reply 7
Original post by og.east
why did you make the text red?

He does what he wants. :biggrin:
Reply 8
Original post by BitWindy
You think penetrating a single sheet is impressive?

Try the whole roll next time, bigshot.


:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
Try and kill the turd stains with my piss.
Reply 10
Original post by Maid Marian
:erm:

I contemplate life or go on my phone.


i save contemplating life for number 2s
i get in,i get off and then i get out..oh wait thats for my one night stands
Reply 12
you absolute madman
when I piss the stream is so hard that it works alchemy and turns toilet roll into Fairy Non-Bio
Original post by BitWindy
You think penetrating a single sheet is impressive?

Try the whole roll next time, bigshot.


lmao
Reply 15
If it is one I have been holding for a while I have to do the relief moan. Going to do it now before I wet the bed :laugh::biggrin:
I piss out the window to see if freezes mid-air and shatters. They then call the police...
Reply 17
tried 2 sheets today but i started shooting in a lot of directions so had to drop the sheets and steady the ship
pissening
Original post by lou 22
If it is one I have been holding for a while I have to do the relief moan. Going to do it now before I wet the bed :laugh::biggrin:


Wear a drynites nappy.

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