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If you were sentenced to death by overeating, on what food would it be? watch

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    I mean Simpsons Treehouse of Horror IV style, tied to a chair as your favourite delicacy comes on a conveyor belt at a much quicker pace than your organs and digestive system can handle

    this is a light-hearted thread so please no ED jokes
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    Vagina, love eating it.
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    (Original post by Stefano93)
    Vagina, love eating it.
    you seem insecure in your masculinity for some reason given all the thirsty threads bro
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    high-quality rare/mid-rare steak. a good steak is better than sex


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    Pizzzzza

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    (Original post by Pulse.)
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    This^
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    (Original post by Odd socks)
    high-quality rare/mid-rare steak. a good steak is better than sex


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    inb4 bad joke about the steaks are high when your life is on the line

    I'm a steak noob I have no particular preference of how it's cooked
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    bump because I'm hoping someone would want to die of aubergines or something GNARLY like muesli
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    Chinese food
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    (Original post by Smash Bandicoot)
    inb4 bad joke about the steaks are high when your life is on the line

    I'm a steak noob I have no particular preference of how it's cooked
    steak is like the only thing I can cook haha anything more than medium is a waste of a steak tbh


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    (Original post by Odd socks)
    steak is like the only thing I can cook haha anything more than medium is a waste of a steak tbh


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    coronation chicken is the only thing I can cook you will have to teach me
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    Chips and cheese

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    Sushi.
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    Cornflakes with strawberry and raspberry flakes (and milk, obvs...) I'm easily pleased, clearly...
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    Steak!!!!!

    Il have it rare please


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    Heh, thinking about that Simpsons episode where Homer keeps asking for more and more doughnuts. :rofl:



    It takes all my willpower not to eat the whole bag in one go. :drool:
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    Do pineapples count? If so, then pineapples.
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    Magic mushrooms. Might as well go out with a bang.
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    Ribeye steak :coma:

    (Original post by Smash Bandicoot)
    I'm a steak noob I have no particular preference of how it's cooked
    Next time you're out for a meal and feel like ordering steak, ask for it rare (or a little less than medium rare if you're squeamish). Don't let the look of it put you off (to me a rare steak looks way more appetising now than one that's barely pink or, worse still, completely cooked through) and give it a go, worst case scenario you don't like it and they can throw it back in the pan for you for an extra couple of minutes. If you find you enjoy it, you can go home knowing you've discovered the only true way to eat steak :ahee:
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    Butter croissant with Nutella. Orgasm in my mouth.


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