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anyone got any chat up lines for females?
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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
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I hear that "jump on me" works very well.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
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Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
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(Original post by XTinaA)
I hear that "jump on me" works very well.
hmmm :rolleyes: i need something clasy not trashy
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Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
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How about I sit on your lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy

i could go on and can say from experience that they don't work
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(Original post by Tinykates)
hmmm :rolleyes: i need something clasy not trashy
The priority is effectiveness is it not?

How about "so are you giving me any sex tonight or what?"...
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Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
narb!!! i want ones 4 girls to say to lads!
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How about I sit on your lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
best yet
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Get yer coat.

You've pulled.
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How about I sit on your lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
i like it gimpy!
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(Original post by sillynarb2)
Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
That is actually rather sick...
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(Original post by Gimp)
How about I sit on your lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
Classic.
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
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I had a bloke take some ice out of my glass threw it at the table and said "now that, thats broken the ice, How bout a drink"
Well to start with i was having a drink before he took the ice out of my glass and secondly it didn't smash so we all watched it slide off the table. The poor bloke got laughed at by about 12 of us that were there including my boyfriend
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one not to say:

out of allll the millions of spermies that came out of your daddy, why were YOU produced? why not ANOTHER little sperm????
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(Original post by XTinaA)
That is actually rather sick...
think that was phrased poorly
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