You must have facebook otherwise you're probably a weirdo not worthy of friendship
Children should always listen to adults because they always know best (some children are more morally tuned in than a lot of adults who've been corrupted by life).
You must never go to the cinema alone
You must always have someone ringing/messaging you otherwise you're a social reject
Men don't cry (I love it when men can cry it's so nice to comfort them totally is not emasculating, quite the opposite)