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    Is your name Heskey... Because I'd love to take you out for Emile
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    Are your parents terrorists because you're da bomb :sexface:
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    I think my **** just died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?
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    Don't be selfish. You get to have your body for the rest of your life, I just want it for one night.

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    You're like a spanner, every time I touch you my nuts tighten.

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    I once said this in a year 9 ICT class when a bunch of people were discussing pick up lines for some reason. Most of the class (including the teacher) suddenly started laughing because I just wasn't the sort of person to come out with stuff like that. I was the stereotypical shy quiet kid who didn't really talk to anyone.
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    Hey I lost my phone number.....can I have yours?

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    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
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    How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilised?
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    Girl you must be tired, 'cause you been running through my mind ALL DAY.

    Said best in a super stereotypical black guys voice, never gets old for me
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    (Original post by channies)
    How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilised?
    It'd be funny if someone said this with a straight face
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    I love maths ones:

    I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

    What do me and a non linear partial differential equation have in common? We're both super hard.

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    If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus-Fine
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    Do you live on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a ****.
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    Wow you're so pretty i could make a suit out of you.
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    (Original post by scriberg)
    Is your name Heskey... Because I'd love to take you out for Emile
    Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away....
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    Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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    Hey are you a beaver? Cos dammmmmmmm


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    (Original post by Jibola240)
    I love maths ones:

    I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

    What do me and a non linear partial differential equation have in common? We're both super hard.

    Lol
    I enjoyed those, nice work.
 
 
 
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