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I have a big date coming up but I am SO GASSY :s No laughing! watch

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    Eeek, I have a special date coming up and we'll be getting pretty intimate too. I've already cancelled on him once. I cant do it again! What shall I do?!?! They're really loud too. Probably due to my horrible lunch. :o:o:o:o:o:o
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    Burst into song just before you fart to cover the noise. That might seem a bit incongruous if you're in the middle of sex though so a simple "oh deeper" would suffice.

    As for the smell, wear overpowering perfume. Failing that, bust up his nose.
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    Don't eat anymore horrible lunches
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    (Original post by tengentoppa)
    Burst into song just before you fart to cover the noise. That might seem a bit incongruous if you're in the middle of sex though so a simple "oh deeper" would suffice.

    As for the smell, wear overpowering perfume. Failing that, bust up his nose.
    :rofl:

    but in all seriousness,I've just researched, I'm doing an intense daily work out routine and thats causing me to get bloated and gassy
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    (Original post by Anonymous)

    but in all seriousness,I've just researched, I'm doing an intense daily work out routine and thats causing me to get bloated and gassy

    Surely it should be the opposite...
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    Take a laxative. Are you constipated?
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    Stop the workout routine two days before the date. It won't kill you.

    Don't drink any Coke.

    Get all your farts out the night before.
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    Drink peppermint tea before your date
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    Best change your diet ahead of your date, and try peppermint oil, don't want to put the wind up him now do we? :mmm:
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    Yeah drink pepper mint tea. Are you sure you just don't need to do a number two?
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    Cringe. It's calmed down a bit now. Not happening every 15 mins dates tomorrow night. Fingers crossed boys and girls. Gonna give him the time of his life
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Gonna give him the time of his life
    But no candles!
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    Pretty sure you can get over the counter tablets for that
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    Welcome Squad
    Not to worry. Girls fart rainbows
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    (Original post by Enoxial)
    Not to worry. Girls fart rainbows
    No wonder they don't like us looking through their washing basket. They must have skidmarks to die for!
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    (Original post by Simes)
    But no candles!
    lol why?
 
 
 
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