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    Weird stuff that we all think is normal now but you'd have to be a right weirdo to be the first one to do.

    Example: Milking a cow.
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    Putting yeast in bread/beer

    Also, le sexy times
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    Inventing words like

    innit
    bizzle
    and... YO...

    who invented yo?!
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    Anal
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    Shaving off a beard completely.

    Not weird, but there was some fashionable hominid somewhere that was way ahead of its time.
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    (Original post by DouglasAdams)
    Weird stuff that we all think is normal now but you'd have to be a right weirdo to be the first one to do.

    Example: Milking a cow.
    well no that's totally obvious- people knew what udders were for and that they produced milk- they weren't just touching up a cow...
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    (Original post by Octohedral)
    Shaving off a beard completely.

    Not weird, but there was some fashionable hominid somewhere that was way ahead of its time.
    He probably had a warm chin and decided he didn't like it. At the moment I'm keeping my beard as long as possible so I don't get a cold chin.

    Beards are for life, not just for fashion :beard:
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    (Original post by Stefano93)
    Anal
    Adam met Steve.
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    spreading horse crap on grass
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    Make-up.

    "lol kay just gonna spread this gunk on my face to try get me a man awrite"
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    Shoving stuffing up a turkey's arse

    "who wants some arse meat?"
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    Kissing, or having sex.
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    (Original post by Vixen47)
    Adam met Steve.
    And said "Thither is nay oth'r hole,apa'r from thy *******"
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    (Original post by Alsklinq)
    Kissing, or having sex.
    If you think about it, nobody had sex 'first' because they would need sexual gametes (sperm/egg) which would need to be from their parents, therefore their parents would've had to have had sex and so they couldn't be the first. Instead, sexual reproduction evolved from asexual reproduction over many, many millions of years - some marine organisms are currently able to undergo both asexual and sexual reproduction which is definitely worth researching!
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    Giving birth. Poor woman must have been terrified
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    Tasting a cooked piece of meat. Imagine crispy mammoth bacon!
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    Sending a naked picture of themselves to someone over text.
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    Sucking ****.
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    (Original post by Gaiaphage)
    If you think about it, nobody had sex 'first' because they would need sexual gametes (sperm/egg) which would need to be from their parents, therefore their parents would've had to have had sex and so they couldn't be the first. Instead, sexual reproduction evolved from asexual reproduction over many, many millions of years - some marine organisms are currently able to undergo both asexual and sexual reproduction which is definitely worth researching!
    That's quite interesting haha, I wasn't aware of that! Thanks for the knowledge
 
 
 
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