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    So i was round at my girlfriends house watching the football with her and her dad, i'd assumed her mum had made herself scarce and popped next door or something. Towards the end of the second half I got up to go to the toilet. They have an upstairs and a downstairs bathroom so my gf must have assumed I was going to the downstairs one.

    I went to the upstairs one (it's actually closer to the living room and just generally a nicer room), it doesn't have a lock on it since they redecorated it, thinking there was no one in I just walked straight in. My Gfs mum was in the bath but not only that she had the shower head under the water on her you-know-where and was rubbing herself. We very briefly made eye contact before I slammed the door shut and ran to the downstairs toilet, I watched the last 15 mins and left to go home for tea. I haven't seen her mum since, i'm guessing it will be awkward next time I see her but what do I do, I can't bring myself to tell my gf because recalling the story might make me die of embarrassment.
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    If years of porn watching has taught me anything, you're in for a right treat next time her mum sees you..
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    Should have whipped out your own manhood :sexface: :jebus:
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    Oh yeah i forgot to add, she used to be my teacher.
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    Is she a ****?

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    I'd probably say something to the mother, not tell anyone else. Something nice like 'Let's not tell anyone about that'. Then I'd go home and polish brass.
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    Is she a ****?

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    nope.

    I think my gf is going to end up looking like her when shes older.When im 50 odd i'd be quite chuffed and would bang but at my age she is free from my fap hand
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    (insert gf's name here)'s mom, has got it goin' on
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    If you think it's awkward for you, imagine how awkward it'd be for her - best thing to do is just laugh about it, she'll always be nice to you whenever you're around now.
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    Just pretend like you saw nothing the next time you see her.

    I dont think talking about it will help much! You're both most likely mortified by it.

    If u act normal around her as if u saw/registered nothing, im sure she will act normal around you too.
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    Sure it wasn't a dream?

    If not, just keep schtum all round.

    By the way, you're not going to get much in the way of serious advice about this delicate matter here.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Oh yeah i forgot to add, she used to be my teacher.
    Oh my


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    Admit it, you went home and rubbed one out.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Oh yeah i forgot to add, she used to be my teacher.
    Definite troll.
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    (Original post by Enoxial)
    Definite troll.
    Yeah I smell troll too


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    (Original post by Enoxial)
    Definite troll.
    Not really. It's a small town in the country side with a small school everyone knows everyone and a lot of my friends have parents who also taught me.
 
 
 
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