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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Can I buy her underwear?
    lol you beat me on the rebel joke have you upgraded from cup-and-string to carrier pigeon?

    and she's chinese not japanese so she prefers to buy the underwear in bulk and sell it on herself rather than sell her own (ooo controversial stereotyping! )

    edit: yours was better is debatable! not many people down south called "rebel"!
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    (Original post by Gimp)
    Or she will have when you get your hands on her
    lol word.
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    (Original post by Gimp)
    lol you beat me on the rebel joke have you upgraded from cup-and-string to carrier pigeon?

    and she's chinese not japanese so she prefers to buy the in bulk and sell it on herself rather than sell her own (ooo controversial stereotyping! )

    edit: yours was better is debatable! not many down south called "rebel"!
    does your gf look anything like Lucy Liu?
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    (Original post by DazzYaa7)
    does your gf look anything like Lucy Liu?
    Not really Daz, her eyes aren't as slitty as Liu's and her boobs are smaller

    They do get old pig
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Why oh why oh (spells yoyo) are you here when you could be with a lovely lady?
    I could ask you the same question

    Mine is currently a long distance relationship, which has its pros as well as its cons
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    (Original post by Gimp)
    Not really Daz, her eyes aren't as slitty as Liu's and her boobs are smaller

    They do get old pig
    the chinese people in my college are amazingly clever
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    I'm allowed after 4 and a half years.
    Two years for me. Though very rocky of late! My abscenses from the forum usually indicate a visit

    And DazYa, she's reasonably intelligent but nothing to write home about. She's very lazy and very rich
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    I'm allowed after 4 and a half years.
    For all you know she reckons you're enjoying an internet relationship.
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    (Original post by Gimp)
    Two years for me. Though very rocky of late! My abscenses from the forum usually indicate a visit

    And DazYa, she's reasonably intelligent but nothing to write about. She's very lazy and very rich
    can't be bad
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    (Original post by XTinaA)
    For all you know she reckons you're enjoying an relationship.
    * throws his Physics 2 book at you *
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Nah she occasionally pops in here (and almost always finds me on UKL), but mostly she's in bed reading or downstairs watching telly, we both stay up late, usually watch a film in bed before sleeping after I leave here!
    I still haven't received my wedding invitation; I assume it has got lost in the post?
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    (Original post by Gimp)
    I still haven't received my invitation; I assume it has got lost in the post?
    when you and your girlfriend get married, let me be your best man
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    (Original post by DazzYaa7)
    * throws his Physics 2 book at you *
    Eeww physics - I mean borrowed maths...
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    (Original post by DazzYaa7)
    when you and your girlfriend get married, let me be your best man
    heh don't tell her, but we won't be getting married

    i'll jump leather-clad out of the wedding cake weilding a ball 'n chain and a whip, singing a well known busted song. i'm sure that must entitle me to at least a small brandy
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    (Original post by XTinaA)
    Eeww physics - I mean borrowed maths...
    BORROWED MATHS LOLOL HAHAHAHA

    physics is more than just maths........ about 40 % of physics is qualitative!
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    (Original post by DazzYaa7)
    BORROWED MATHS LOLOL HAHAHAHA

    physics is more than just maths........ about 40 % of physics is qualitative!
    And 100% of maths is quality
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    (Original post by XTinaA)
    And 100% of maths is quality
    physics is by far more interesting :P
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    (Original post by DazzYaa7)
    physics is by far more interesting :P
    bsc ****
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    (Original post by Kurdt Morelo)
    bsc ****
    what kind of dialect is this

    a bsc in physics is ****?
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    (Original post by DazzYaa7)
    what kind of dialect is this

    a bsc in physics is ****?
    how longs ur **** when erect btw
 
 
 
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