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Can I buy her underwear?
lol you beat me on the rebel joke have you upgraded from cup-and-string to carrier pigeon?

and she's chinese not japanese so she prefers to buy the underwear in bulk and sell it on herself rather than sell her own (ooo controversial stereotyping! )

edit: yours was better is debatable! not many people down south called "rebel"!
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Or she will have when you get your hands on her
lol word.
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lol you beat me on the rebel joke have you upgraded from cup-and-string to carrier pigeon?

and she's chinese not japanese so she prefers to buy the in bulk and sell it on herself rather than sell her own (ooo controversial stereotyping! )

edit: yours was better is debatable! not many down south called "rebel"!
does your gf look anything like Lucy Liu?
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does your gf look anything like Lucy Liu?
Not really Daz, her eyes aren't as slitty as Liu's and her boobs are smaller

They do get old pig
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Why oh why oh (spells yoyo) are you here when you could be with a lovely lady?
I could ask you the same question

Mine is currently a long distance relationship, which has its pros as well as its cons
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Not really Daz, her eyes aren't as slitty as Liu's and her boobs are smaller

They do get old pig
the chinese people in my college are amazingly clever
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I'm allowed after 4 and a half years.
Two years for me. Though very rocky of late! My abscenses from the forum usually indicate a visit

And DazYa, she's reasonably intelligent but nothing to write home about. She's very lazy and very rich
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I'm allowed after 4 and a half years.
For all you know she reckons you're enjoying an internet relationship.
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Two years for me. Though very rocky of late! My abscenses from the forum usually indicate a visit

And DazYa, she's reasonably intelligent but nothing to write about. She's very lazy and very rich
can't be bad
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For all you know she reckons you're enjoying an relationship.
* throws his Physics 2 book at you *
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Nah she occasionally pops in here (and almost always finds me on UKL), but mostly she's in bed reading or downstairs watching telly, we both stay up late, usually watch a film in bed before sleeping after I leave here!
I still haven't received my wedding invitation; I assume it has got lost in the post?
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I still haven't received my invitation; I assume it has got lost in the post?
when you and your girlfriend get married, let me be your best man
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* throws his Physics 2 book at you *
Eeww physics - I mean borrowed maths...
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when you and your girlfriend get married, let me be your best man
heh don't tell her, but we won't be getting married

i'll jump leather-clad out of the wedding cake weilding a ball 'n chain and a whip, singing a well known busted song. i'm sure that must entitle me to at least a small brandy
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Eeww physics - I mean borrowed maths...
BORROWED MATHS LOLOL HAHAHAHA

physics is more than just maths........ about 40 % of physics is qualitative!
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BORROWED MATHS LOLOL HAHAHAHA

physics is more than just maths........ about 40 % of physics is qualitative!
And 100% of maths is quality
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And 100% of maths is quality
physics is by far more interesting :P
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physics is by far more interesting :P
bsc ****
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bsc ****
what kind of dialect is this

a bsc in physics is ****?
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what kind of dialect is this

a bsc in physics is ****?
how longs ur **** when erect btw
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