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    Q: How come this thread is SI popular ?
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    (Original post by beyknowles)
    Q: How come this thread is SI popular ?
    That is the magic of being a jazz-playing cosmic being from the planet Saturn
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    Have you faced discrimination because of your origins? If so, how do you deal with it?
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    i'm almost certain you aren't from saturn
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    (Original post by iammeyouareyou)
    Have you faced discrimination because of your origins? If so, how do you deal with it?
    I am only spritually a Saturnian.
    I was reincarnated on this here Earth as a black man by the name of Herman sometime around 1914. Of course, my physical form has burdened me with much hate from others.
    It is the greatest weakness of you Earthlings that you fail to see past appearence and background, a true shame indeed for we are all a part of the eternal lifeforce that permeates the universe.
    I have much to tell you of my life's journey if you would like to hear it
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    (Original post by RobML)
    I am only spritually a Saturnian.
    I was reincarnated on this here Earth as a black man by the name of Herman sometime around 1914. Of course, my physical form has burdened me with much hate from others.
    It is the greatest weakness of you Earthlings that you fail to see past appearence and background, a true shame indeed for we are all a part of the eternal lifeforce that permeates the universe.
    I have much to tell you of my life's journey if you would like to hear it
    I have never before crossed paths with a being of your ilk.

    Yes, I would like to hear about your life's journey.
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    (Original post by iammeyouareyou)
    I have never before crossed paths with a being of your ilk.

    Yes, I would like to hear about your life's journey.
    I was born sometime around 1914 (I seem to have no records of my birth, some say I just fell out of the sky one day) in Birmingham, Alabama.
    I would say much about the years that followed, but I feel they are superficial. Though I will add that I was something of a musical prodigy from an early age. Anyway, I was not spiritually born until a fateful day in 1936. It goes something like this...
    I was in the midst of deep religious concentration when a bright light appeared around me. My whole body changed into something else. I could see through myself. And I went up... I wasn't in human form... I landed on a planet that I identified as Saturn... they teleported me and I was down on a stage with them. They wanted to talk with me. They had one little antenna on each ear. A little antenna over each eye. They talked to me. They told me I was one of them and that I had to stop attending college because there was going to be great trouble in schools... the world was going into complete chaos... I would speak through music, and the world would listen. That's what they told me.
    That was the moment I joined the harmony of the cosmos, and with my music I would help others achieve that same elightenment.
    For many years now I have been seeking to elevate humanity beyond their current earthbound state, tied to outmoded conceptions of life and death when the potential future of immortality awaits them. In this era of 'practical' things men ridicule even the existence of God. They scoff at goodness while they ponder with befuddled minds the phantasmagoria of materiality. They have forgotten the path which leads beyond the stars.
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    (Original post by RobML)
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    You look like a hairdresser
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    You look like a hairdresser
    Hairdressing, hairdressing... what meaningless drivel. Why do concern ourselves so with such aspects of temporal appearence?
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    (Original post by lustawny)
    Have you ever Saturn Uranus?
    I do not comprehend your syntax, are you a Uranian?
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    What do you play Jazzy Jeff?
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    (Original post by lustawny)
    Nah, Gallifreyan. Everyone knows Gallifrey is infinitely better than Saturn.
    Timelords are foolish, beings solely concerned with petty conflict and material wealth
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    What do you play Jazzy Jeff?
    Avant-garde jazz with a large visual performance aspect, mainly
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    Are you on board the feels train ?

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    (Original post by RobML)
    I am only spritually a Saturnian.
    I was reincarnated on this here Earth as a black man by the name of Herman sometime around 1914. Of course, my physical form has burdened me with much hate from others.
    It is the greatest weakness of you Earthlings that you fail to see past appearence and background, a true shame indeed for we are all a part of the eternal lifeforce that permeates the universe.
    I have much to tell you of my life's journey if you would like to hear it
    Alpha alien says never judge a book by its cover :beard:

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    Are you on board the feels train ?

    my feel train's driver was shot by Superfeel many eons ago
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    (Original post by RobML)
    Hairdressing, hairdressing... what meaningless drivel. Why do concern ourselves so with such aspects of temporal appearence?
    Because looks are important you know
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    Because looks are important you know
    Once you have joined the harmony of the cosmos you realise the insignificance of material concerns
    Immerse yourself in jazz and soon all will be revealed
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    What planet are you from?
 
 
 
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