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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Shouldn't the horse say "Ouch!, why was that bar there? And why did i walk into it?"
    :rolleyes:

    polar bear walks into a bar (ouch).
    'a pint of... ... ... ... bitter please' says the polar bear.
    'why the big pause?' says the barman
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    (Original post by UndiscoverdSelf)
    :rolleyes:

    polar bear walks into a bar (ouch).
    'a pint of... ... ... ... bitter please' says the polar bear.
    'why the big pause?' says the barman
    Maybe it was trying to decide what to order?
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    (Original post by UndiscoverdSelf)
    :rolleyes:

    polar bear walks into a bar (ouch).
    'a pint of... ... ... ... bitter please' says the polar bear.
    'why the big pause?' says the barman
    LOL!
    A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."

    The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."

    "Why not?" askes the brain.

    "You're already out of your head."
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Maybe it was trying to decide what to order?
    :mad:

    a chewing gum walks into a bar. everyone runs away and somebody screams 'don't serve him! he's menthol!'
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    LOL!
    A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."

    The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."

    "Why not?" askes the brain.

    "You're already out of your head."


    i am really trying hard to avoid revision here.
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    (Original post by UndiscoverdSelf)
    :mad:

    a chewing gum walks into a bar. everyone runs away and somebody screams 'don't serve him! he's menthol!'
    A strip of red tarmac walks into a bar. everyone runs away and somebody screams 'don't serve him! he's a cyclepath'!!!
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    A strip of red tarmac walks into a bar. everyone runs away and somebody screams 'don't serve him! he's a cyclepath'!!!
    lol!
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    :eek: Come on guys, be silly! Let it all out!! :eek:
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    where do baby apes sleep



















    apricots

    thats about my limit as far as jokes go
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    (Original post by Everdawn)
    heres mine and i laugh till my socks come off, juest becuase they are so lame..

    Whats red and looks like a bucket?
    -A red bucket.

    Whats blue and looks like a bucket?
    -A red bucket in disguise.

    Why did the plane crash?
    -A tomato was flying it.

    Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
    -A fridge hit it.

    Whats green and brown and if it falls from a tree it will kill you?
    -A pool table.
    Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
    Cos it was dead

    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
    Cos it was dead too

    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
    Cos it was attached to the 2nd monkey

    Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
    Cos it thought it was a game

    Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
    Cos he thought he was a monkey
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