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    :redrose:Has the winter haiku thread frozen your heart? Melt it with the valentine's poem thread... :redrose::loveduck:

    :love::lovie::love:

    :suith:Roses are yellow:suith:
    :suith:The leaves they are green:suith:
    :suith:I'm giving you these ones:suith:
    'Cos I'm not that keen

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    that was delightful Puddles !!
    i hope you don't mind if i use last year's poem again

    i will do another one shortly, but this was well received a twelvemonth ago


    To what shall I compare thy parts sweet lady ?
    That perfumed chasm o’erlooked by Venus’ hill
    With neatly coiffured lawns in summer shady
    Inspired by far-off land of Hy-Brazil;
    Therein the brave explorer may uncover
    Such liquor as was ne’er distill’d in Scottishe tuns
    Ambrosial juice to slake the ardent lover
    Doth trickle out between thy spicèd bunnes;
    Yet age turns sunkist plums to wither’d prunes~
    These youthful treasures lose their virgin charms
    The sweetest flute now plays the coarsest tunes
    What once inflamed the lover now alarms;
    The mouse’s ear resembles Feste’s pocket
    A wizard’s sleeve, a flabby five-kid socket
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    (Original post by the bear)
    that was delightful Puddles !!
    i hope you don't mind if i use last year's poem again

    i will do another one shortly, but this was well received a twelvemonth ago
    ...oh my goodness. #NSFW! :lol: :angelblush::embarrassed:
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    i came to the end till
    it must have been fate
    self service was broken
    and it was quite late
    do want some help packing ?
    you asked with a grin
    i replied orwight darling
    can you get it all in ?
    you blushed like a rhubarb
    at my sparkling wit
    you checked out my unit
    as i gazed at your tit;
    and now we are partners
    though you got the sack
    we sometimes play "Tesco"
    and you give me cash back






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    I gave you love, you gave me hate
    I gave you truth, you gave me fake
    I gave you friendship, you gave me pain
    I gave you sun, you gave me rain

    I gave you life, you gave me death
    I gave you jokes, you gave me meth
    I gave you money, you gave me more
    I gave you sex, you said 'you whore'




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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    What's your name?
    I love you.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i came to the end till
    it must have been fate
    self service was broken
    and it was quite late
    do want some help packing ?
    you asked with a grin
    i replied orwight darling
    can you get it all in ?
    you blushed like a rhubarb
    at my sparkling wit
    you checked out my unit
    as i gazed at your tit;
    and now we are partners
    though you got the sack
    we sometimes play "Tesco"
    and you give me cash back






    Lol, this is good.
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    Roses are blue,
    Violets are red,
    I have to go to the bathroom

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    (Original post by goobypls)
    Roses are blue,
    Violets are red,
    I have to go to the bathroom

    This is brilliant. I love it.

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    It is a reference to Toilet of No Return, right?
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Urine is red
    I'll be dead soon
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    (Original post by Birkenhead)
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Urine is red
    I'll be dead soon
    :lolwut::yy:

    Why did you delete all your other ones?
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    :lolwut::yy:

    Why did you delete all your other ones?
    They were not my creations
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    Chocolates are overrated,
    I don't want a teddy.
    Flowers are not appreciated,
    I don't like perfume.
    Can't I have a book instead?
    Or a DVD that I like?
    Something that's personal,
    Not a load of tripe.
    I know it's the thought,
    but these are a bore.
    I'd rather nothing at all.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i came to the end till
    it must have been fate
    self service was broken
    and it was quite late
    do want some help packing ?
    you asked with a grin
    i replied orwight darling
    can you get it all in ?
    you blushed like a rhubarb
    at my sparkling wit
    you checked out my unit
    as i gazed at your tit;
    and now we are partners
    though you got the sack
    we sometimes play "Tesco"
    and you give me cash back

    :adore:
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    The one I love is taken
    You'll have to do
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    This is brilliant. I love it.

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    It is a reference to Toilet of No Return, right?
    No it was Patrick stars poem.
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    (Original post by goobypls)
    No it was Patrick stars poem.
    Oh :getmecoat:

    Well I appreciated it on another level. :yum:
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    Oh :getmecoat:

    Well I appreciated it on another level. :yum:

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    :suith:You smile at me nervously from 'cross the room:suith:
    Is this the one time where true love will bloom?
    :redrose:My pictures look better, you lied 'bout your height,:redrose:
    We both choose to ignore this small oversight
    Your high flying job is just IT support,
    My life's not as exciting as I like to purport:lovedup2:
    A few awkward silences, I fake a laugh
    :love:You pretend to like cats on my behalf,:love:
    Things draw to a close, we say goodnight
    :love:And both go home hoping it's love at first site.:love:

    :suith::suith::suith:

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    I had to take your poem down because.... explicit content

    Maybe we should stick to lovely sweet romantic valentines day poems...? :daydream:

    :loveduck:
 
 
 

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