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Jokes that make you think

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The bar tender: “What’ll it be, boys?” The first mathematician: “I’ll have one half of a beer.” The second mathematician: “I’ll have one quarter of a beer.” The third mathematician: “I’ll have one eight of a beer.” The forth mathematician: “I’ll have one sixteenth of a …”

How many pints should the bar tender pour?


What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?


A mathematician finishes a large meal and says "√(-1/64)"


Physics: Two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first?

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek. It’s Einstein’s turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein then stands in the middle of it.
Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims “Newton! I found you! You’re it!”
Newton smiles and says “You didn’t find me, you found Pascal!”

Why?

Man walks up to bar: the coolest beer ever please!
Student bar tender: "that'll be 0k"


Chemistry: Two men walk into a bar, the first orders H2O, the second says “I’ll have H2O too!” The second man dies.

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”

How does he respond?


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Gosh what a dead response!

Is this sixth form or sixth grade?

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