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First one to post the funniest thing wins. If I laugh, you get 2 reps.
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My brother wet himself last night
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woz shoppin in Tesco and seen my mate go down 1 aisle, so went down the next 1 and at the end of the aisle jumped out on him and shouted haha scared ya, ya **** in his face, then looked at him and it wasnt actually him. Shamed
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Haha, that made me smile. But lets see what happens.
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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you........







Fart and you're on your own.
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When i was at a party this evening, my drunk freind got his willy out, tucked it between his legs and started prancing about like a girl!
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woz shoppin in Tesco and seen my mate go down 1 aisle, so went down the next 1 and at the end of the aisle jumped out on him and shouted haha scared ya, ya **** in his face, then looked at him and it wasnt actually him. Shamed
Lol! Funny. Not the funniest though.
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woah!
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Have I won yet?

I can also tell you my brother's TSR username so you can laugh at him.
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Anyone who doesn't laugh, has no soul.
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How to please women?

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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anoter funny story like. Couple of weeks ago went 2 a lecture late in UNI, well there is over 300 ppl in my class so came in thru th bak door, fell down the stiars didnt i, makin a scene. If that wasnt bad enough i was then drinkin my coke and my mate said summit funny so spat my coke everywhere over every1 and their work, wasnt good. PPL wernt happy
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(Original post by Singh_87)
How to please women?

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Oh yeah, my rep (not 60 points though!) goes to him.... like it!
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Oh yeah, my rep (not 60 points though!) goes to him.... like it!
Thank you mate For your kind gesture, I shall rep you too....

OP, do I win?
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very kind!

Since I'm not the OP who's giving away the 60 points I think the competition's probably still on :p:
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if you're not keen on kerry katona... http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...4&postcount=13
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(Original post by Singh_87)
How to please women?

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Oh come on, that was copy and pasted from http://www.jokesplace.com/joke/thevacation.html

Anyone could have done that!
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Thank you mate For your kind gesture, I shall rep you too....

OP, do I win?
Unfortunately no
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Oh come on, that was copy and pasted from http://www.jokesplace.com/joke/thevacation.html

Anyone could have done that!
oo didn't know that, ah well still made me laugh and I wouldn't have seen it otherwise!
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