Why don't we all wear nappies?

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Reply 20

Juichiro

Original post by miser

If everyone started wearing nappies I'd crap my pants.

And thus we would convince you to wear nappies. That would the first day of the Nappy Nation. :biggrin:

Reply 21

turn-to-page394

Aww, isn't this sweet. Not.

I'm good thanks.

OP feel free to wear nappies but i'm afraid that yours is a one-man mission. :rolleyes:

Reply 22

Everglow

Original post by moonkatt

Because faecal excoriation.

Basically, turd burns on your backside.

Reply 23

Juichiro

Original post by SiminaM

Pfff I'll reach 118. And keep dreaming :*

But how do you know? You can get run over by a car. :fyi:

Today it is our dream of a reality. Soon, it will be the reality of our dream. :colondollar:

Reply 24

SiminaM

Original post by Juichiro

But how do you know? You can get run over by a car. :fyi:

Today it is our dream of a reality. Soon, it will be the reality of our dream. :colondollar:

Nothing will get in the way of my 118th anniversary.
Fancy phrasing doesn't make you more attractive :tongue:

Reply 25

Juichiro

Original post by SiminaM

Nothing will get in the way of my 118th anniversary.
Fancy phrasing doesn't make you more attractive :tongue:

Okay, if you ever get run over. I will ask the insurance company to conserve your brain until it can get attached to a robotic body (capable of experience pleasure :colondollar:

).
No, it does not. But it will make your memories of me stick in your brain long enough for us to part away, meet sometime in the future, fall in love, marry and begin our decade-spanning copulation like the Greek Gods we are. :sexface:

Reply 26

LucasEden

Nappy rash.
The feel of warm **** smushed up against your arse, balls etc .
Not for me...

(edited 9 years ago)

Reply 27

SiminaM

Original post by Juichiro

Okay, if you ever get run over. I will ask the insurance company to conserve your brain until it can get attached to a robotic body (capable of experience pleasure :colondollar:

Oh dear...
but nonetheless thanks for the assurance

Reply 28

Juichiro

Original post by SiminaM

Oh dear...
but nonetheless thanks for the assurance

My pleasure. :hat2:

Reply 29

SnoochToTheBooch

because I don't want to sit in a bag of my own excrement

Reply 30

jameswhughes

Original post by Tazza'sNightmare

But if we all wore nappies we could just dispose of them in the bin. All we would need would be landfill, and we could always by Nigeria or somewhere and make that a landfill. But with toilets, we need expensive sewage systems and stuff

Expensive sewage systems? You'd still need the system for draining water, or do you have an alternative for that too? Packing up the used nappies and shipping them to Nigeria wouldn't be cheap either. :curious:

Reply 31

Tazza'sNightmare

Original post by jameswhughes

We could send them to the moon. It's just sitting there as a waste of space (no pun intended) anyway

we also don't need water draining systems, have you never seen bear gyrills?

(edited 9 years ago)

Original post by Tazza'sNightmare

If it's good enough for babies it should be good enough for us

I wear huggies drynites 8-15 so I don't have to stop what I'm doing to pee or poo. I just go in my nappy. Like when I play mindcraft for 20hrs I don't have to stop to pee, although I do have to shout for my mum to come and change it halfway threw because it is full. In lessons I don't have to disrupt the whole class by getting up to use the bathroom. Instead I just do a poo in my nappy. I'm actually peeing while I right this.