What's your most unfortunate/awkward typo?

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BurstingBubbles
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Post your typos or autocorrections that haven't gone to plan!

To kick us off


To kick us off:

I can't type for **** (as many people will know)

Ironically misspelt typo as typi and that's stuck

Fun as Fub, also has caught on

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Instead of typing "I've missed you", I typed "I've kissed you" :blush: :ninja:

Orgasm instead of organism :innocent:

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'Porn sandwich' (meant to say pork)

And telling my friend 'I just enjoyed a lovely BJ' when I meant BK :indiff:

So...food mistaken as sexual things, basically.
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Once I meant to write 'LMFAO' but wrote ';,FAP'

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On an assessment for uni I wrote "primates are essential for incest control" instead of 'insect control'. I never realised until my lecturer left me a joke note saying "who would have thought primates were needed to stop incest, eh?". I was moritifed now I double check whenever I type the word insect to make sure I haven't wrote incest lol.

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I'm not guilty of this one but my friend sent this apparently:

'..and if you have any queries at all, please don't hesitate to get in touch'

'..and if you have any queers at all, please don't hesitate to get in touch'
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I haven't actually accidentally wrote an embarrassing typos yet, but these stories will remind me to double-check everything I write beforehand.
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I always seem to typo "typo" as "type". Honestly, that last sentence took me 10 secs to type out (as I kept doing it), even though normally I type very fast.
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Oh ****.

I've said thongs instead of things on multiple occasions.

Kill me.
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Oh ****.

I've said thongs instead of things on multiple occasions.

Kill me.
This! Yes, done that :lol:

Also orgasm instead of organism :innocent: - will add that to the OP
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Can't think of any awkward ones... But I'm sure there alr loads.
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Not a typo but it reminded me of the time my mum accidentally switched the letters and said cocporn instead of popcorn aloud :rofl: there was an awkward silence followed by laughter. Thankfully the younger children were oblivious

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(Original post by BurstingBubbles)
This! Yes, done that :lol:

Also orgasm instead of organism :innocent: - will add that to the OP
And always at the WRONG time. Like, 'Oh I was just thinking about some thongs'

:nothing:

Haha, so unfortunate. Don't think I've made that one before
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(Original post by COD_is_a_fish)
Oh ****.

I've said thongs instead of things on multiple occasions.

Kill me.
I've done this loads :|
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Hmmm. 'Crotch' instead of 'crouch'
'Thongs' instead of 'things'

And once I went to visit my friend, and said I was going to 'Kinkley' instead of 'Hinkley'. Tbf, that one has caught on, and it gets called 'Kinkley' all the time :lol:
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I've done this loads :|
I know! And it keeps ****ing adding to my 'saved words' so that when I type stuff it pops up as a suggested word. URGH. I keep having to delete it.
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In my dissertation:

With these policies the Thatcher government hoped to encourage a larger number of families to incest.
It was meant to be invest.
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Once I was playing a game, I shouted who wants a piece of me and the game said very well done.
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I can't remember any bad ones. I'm probably weird in that I double, triple and quadruple check everything, and then I double triple quadruple check my checks, and so on. It often takes me ages to send an email or post a comment if it's any longer than a few sentences.


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(Original post by COD_is_a_fish)
I know! And it keeps ****ing adding to my 'saved words' so that when I type stuff it pops up as a suggested word. URGH. I keep having to delete it.
I don't even bother any more :lol: Kinda embarrassing when I said it to my mum though!
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