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How often do you masturbate?

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Original post by Twinpeaks
How d'you find time for that!?

It probably takes me about 5 minutes on average. I've got it down to a science.

It's easy for me to find 15 minutes throughout the course of a day.

My usual routine is to masturbate after waking up, or in the morning. Then sometime in the evening around 5pm. Finally before going to bed around midnight.

I suppose it could be weird, but even glimpsing at a sexy women gets me immediately in the mood. It happened to me while watching Question Time; I saw a hot chick in a low-cut top in the audience. I didn't whack it to Question Time, however, I paused it and fired up the porno.

I thought this was relatively normal :angelblush:
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Original post by comptroller
It probably takes me about 5 minutes on average. I've got it down to a science.

It's easy for me to find 15 minutes throughout the course of a day.

My usual routine is to masturbate after waking up, or in the morning. Then sometime in the evening around 5pm. Finally before going to bed around midnight.

I suppose it could be weird, but even glimpsing at a sexy women gets me immediately in the mood. It happened to me while watching Question Time; I saw a hot chick in a low-cut top in the audience. I didn't whack it to Question Time, however, I paused it and fired up the porno.

I thought this was relatively normal :angelblush:


That seems like...a lot tbh. Do you always do it because you're horny or...? Because the way you described it makes it seem like you do it out of habit more than anything.
Original post by comptroller
It probably takes me about 5 minutes on average. I've got it down to a science.

It's easy for me to find 15 minutes throughout the course of a day.

My usual routine is to masturbate after waking up, or in the morning. Then sometime in the evening around 5pm. Finally before going to bed around midnight.

I suppose it could be weird, but even glimpsing at a sexy women gets me immediately in the mood. It happened to me while watching Question Time; I saw a hot chick in a low-cut top in the audience. I didn't whack it to Question Time, however, I paused it and fired up the porno.

I thought this was relatively normal :angelblush:




Jesus what a libido.
Reply 123
Once or more a day is catching up on the lead, **** yeah.

Original post by Precious Illusions
That seems like...a lot tbh. Do you always do it because you're horny or...? Because the way you described it makes it seem like you do it out of habit more than anything.

A few times a month only? Poor libido. :lol:
It varies quite a bit I feel.

If i'm feeling particularly stressed and/or aroused I'd be looking at 3+ times a day.
Normally, once a day.

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Original post by Precious Illusions
That seems like...a lot tbh. Do you always do it because you're horny or...? Because the way you described it makes it seem like you do it out of habit more than anything.

Oh. Well, the way I put it was perhaps a little regimented. However, in practice it is not structured like that :smile:

I do it because I am horny.

I get worked up easily at the sight of a sexy girl. If I see some cleavage, or something else that I find to be sexy, I sometimes actively try to ignore it and continue watching a mainstream TV show. Nevertheless, the sexual feeling builds and builds in my mind, inevitably leading me to masturbate.

The sexual feeling is not necessarily, or even usually, an erection though. It is more of a powerful sexual feeling that builds in the mind. Do you know what I mean?

In some ways, seeing a normal girl with revealing clothes on is sexier than nude. Well, at least for me. It's certainly a powerful trigger.
Original post by Groot

A few times a month only? Poor libido. :lol:


I don't need to do it regularly because I'm in a relationship. :h:

Original post by comptroller
Oh. Well, the way I put it was perhaps a little regimented. However, in practice it is not structured like that :smile:

I do it because I am horny.

I get worked up easily at the sight of a sexy girl. If I see some cleavage, or something else that I find to be sexy, I sometimes actively try to ignore it and continue watching a mainstream TV show. Nevertheless, the sexual feeling builds and builds in my mind, inevitably leading me to masturbate.

The sexual feeling is not necessarily, or even usually, an erection though. It is more of a powerful sexual feeling that builds in the mind. Do you know what I mean?

In some ways, seeing a normal girl with revealing clothes on is sexier than nude. Well, at least for me. It's certainly a powerful trigger.


That makes sense, I can understand that. :yep:
Lol at the OP making votes public. Well played :lol:
3-4 times a day. I usually have sex at least once a day too. I'm a horny mother****er.
Usually 1-2 times a day in the evening lol


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Original post by LTG
5-6 times a day.


It's not possible 5-6 times per day.
I do it few times once a month.
Original post by stephaniebtw
Usually 1-2 times a day in the evening lol

Twice in the same evening?
Original post by RacerBoy
It's not possible 5-6 times per day.

Just because you do it only a few times a month, doesn't mean others can't do it 5-6 times a day. :tongue:
Original post by Groot <3
Just because you do it only a few times a month, doesn't mean others can't do it 5-6 times a day. :tongue:


Okey! That's good. Carry on.
Reply 135
Original post by stephaniebtw
Usually 1-2 times a day in the evening lol


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Haha I found my soulmate :biggrin: Same here!
Reply 136
Original post by Groot
I may be disappointed that so many people voted only a few times a week. I'd post fapping material here to try and fix that but this thread is now in the wrong part of TSR for that.


See my last answer, you won't be disappointed anymore :tongue:
Original post by RacerBoy
It's not possible 5-6 times per day.




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Yes it is. I could do more if i was in an empty house and had nothing to do.
Reply 138
anywhere from 0-25 times a day
Original post by Kaiju
anywhere from 0-25 times a day


It's huge! Really thinks to you!

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