Type of Students

Compsci's sleep by day, watch porn by night. etc etc etc"

the one about lawyers is true.

i thought English lit. students were obssessed about sex

History of art are 80% rah and 100% ditzy-but you have got to love them.

I noticed that the Cam's board have started a discussion on the stereotypical students for each subject, eg:

"English students fall in two distinct groups #1 those who spend all their time acting / watching dvds / lazing around, and #2 those who collect dust in the library...Historians fall into the latter group, shaking off the dust to attend the occasional lecture on medieval fairy tales / witchcraft / the cultural impact of jazz...Philosophers argue in the bar about nonsense...Theologians are sexual deviants...Engineers make things out of spaghetti / beer cans. Mathmo's use pencils, dress badly, and drink beer...Lawyers become loud and smug once they've sorted themselves a training contract...Land economists wish they were lawyers...SPS students plug charities and fair-trade down your neck when they know you're broke...Natsci's do colouring in...Compsci's sleep by day, watch porn by night. etc etc etc" [quote from the Cambridge board]

I think we should start one on here!!! ....

That should be psychology students, surely?

I guess Oxford mathematicians are a bit richer & smarter than those in Cambridge.

i thought English lit. students were obssessed about sex

That should be psychology students, surely?

Mathmo's use pencils, dress badly, and drink beer....

At the moment, I'm both an English Lit student AND a Psych student...

Jesus! How many cold showers do you have to take a day?

I use pencils.
I dress badly.
I dont drink beer.

Jesus! How many cold showers do you have to take a day?

Showers just remind me even more of sex, so I get someone really unattractive to dump buckets of water on my head. My school isn't really fond of this solution because it's a health and safety hazard but they see it as preferable to me saying "That's a phallic symbol!" every ten seconds.